New member and I got in at last!

[goonarmy]

Dirtys right.
And got a nice arse

 

[Graham I W]

hubble bubble boil and trubble, 27 pages of bitchin and bickerin, interestin stuff. Do I detect large amounts of sarcasm towards LRD5? O happy day I not laughed so much for a long time. I'd take up the offer of some green lanin happily, not had a chance for a long time.

 

[D2 Com]

first thing i never offered dip****..second thing **** off you arrogant self centred useless unpopular abused child ****wit

Grins, and you think I've got issues! Listen to ya.

 

[D2 Com]

I think that mighta been BoomerV8.

Please don't tell him he's intelligent cos we'll never here the end of it.

:behindsofa::bolt::brick::doh:

Whoever. Judging by the follow up posts he clearly doesn't know his arse from his elbow.
He loves me he loves me not he loves me he loves me not....

 

[D2 Com]

Yep, and if you had half a wit you would see yourself in some of those pointers and yet the irony is you can't even follow your own beliefs, ie the very last point in your plagiarised statement. :doh:

 

[Graham I W]

well, hi there lrd5 have found your feet and got settled in now then? Welcome to the madness.

G.

 

[goonarmy]

Yep, and if you had half a wit you would see yourself in some of those pointers and yet the irony is you can't even follow your own beliefs, ie the very last point in your plagiarised statement. :doh:

Do you have anything useful to add?You seem to be treating the list put up by dirty as a to-do list

 

[BOOMER]

Yeah right, and if I don't have the last word then you do? Ok Dr Brains, you tell me, no, tell everyone how a conflict ends without one side having the last word?

More abusive posts overnight and so what? You want me to ignore all posters that have continued to bait? Are you daft enough to not be able to see that some of the assholes that want this to end are actually the same people who actually like conflict? Yeah of course they'll deny it but if that ain't the case then why do they continue to bait?

To sum up then, you want everyone to have their last word/s except me?

Whoever. Judging by the follow up posts he clearly doesn't know his arse from his elbow.
He loves me he loves me not he loves me he loves me not....

YOU WERE OFFERED THE OLIVE BRANCH BY ME WHICH YOU CHOSE NOT TO EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE AND KEPT ON PREACHING YOUR RHETORIC.
THAT IS WHY MY FOLLOW UP POSTS WERE ON THE ABRASIVE SIDE BECAUSE IT IS PLAINLY OBVIOUS YOUR SOLE PURPOSE ON HERE IS TO HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND CAUSE PROVOCATION.
YOU HAVEN'T ASKED ONE CONSTRUCTIVE QUESTION FFS.
MIGHT I SUGGEST THAT YOU LOOK UP WWW.ONELAUGHHAVEIT.COM AND GO AND HAVE A CHAT IN A SIMILAR CONTEXT WITH THEM.
YOU THINK WE ARE BAD - THEY WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!!

 

[Dirty Gertie]

Yep, and if you had half a wit you would see yourself in some of those pointers and yet the irony is you can't even follow your own beliefs, ie the very last point in your plagiarised statement. :doh:

Ha.... No, it's not even worth that...
Au contraire: The irony is that I responded kindly to this PM:

I'm a new member and don't know why the f**k my posts can't be seen or even how to title them!
:doh:
Hey, maybe I'm simply clueless today or maybe the forum isn't particularly newbie user friendly?

Gissa hand bud? Can I call you that? No not 'that' , I mean 'bud'...mate?

Like a total fek-wit, you were posting on your own profile page; I should have laughed, called you a twot and gone on my way.
I really ought to have treated that ass-kissing treatise with the contempt it deserved. Instead I helped you, and you proceed to behave like a complete frunt-bum.

Do you have a failed past career as a wannabe school bully perchance?

I apologise guys; this troll-invasion appears to be all my fault


The thing is LRD (does that stand for Lonely Retard Dimwit?) you have shown yourself to be neither big, nor clever, nor amusing; frankly you're boring. VERY boring.
From the comments you have made apropos peoples' spelling etc, You clearly don't 'get' what L-Z is all about; you are now about as welcome as a pork pie in a Rabbi's rucksack.

Now do us all a favour and feck off
ta.

 

[BOOMER]

Should we have a poll?

 

[Forsaken1]

Should we have a poll?

are you in need of a big issue??

 

[D2 Com]

well, hi there lrd5 have found your feet and got settled in now then? Welcome to the madness.

G.

Cheers G, well settled in thanks! Nice place eh?

 

[Dirty Gertie]

Should we have a poll?

What, whether we have chinese or KFC tonight?



I vote Chinese

 

[Series71]

chinese

 

[Sean]

What, whether we have chinese or KFC tonight?



I vote Chinese

Indian here tonight, tandoori chicken khoria, chicken chat and EFR

and ice cold coke

yummy

 

[BOOMER]

are you in need of a big issue??

Nah, got enough big issues that matter - unlike this, but its fun anyways

Chinese/KFC/Indian not fussy which I have

 

[D2 Com]

YOU WERE OFFERED THE OLIVE BRANCH BY ME WHICH YOU CHOSE NOT TO EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE AND KEPT ON PREACHING YOUR RHETORIC.
THAT IS WHY MY FOLLOW UP POSTS WERE ON THE ABRASIVE SIDE BECAUSE IT IS PLAINLY OBVIOUS YOUR SOLE PURPOSE ON HERE IS TO HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND CAUSE PROVOCATION.
YOU HAVEN'T ASKED ONE CONSTRUCTIVE QUESTION FFS.
MIGHT I SUGGEST THAT YOU LOOK UP WWW.ONELAUGHHAVEIT.COM AND GO AND HAVE A CHAT IN A SIMILAR CONTEXT WITH THEM.
YOU THINK WE ARE BAD - THEY WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!!

My my what a big font you have!

Tell me, how long does a person have to respond to you before they are out of time?

The fact that you don't have any patience in awaiting my response to your immitation olive branch offer is a sign of your fake intent. Couple that with your more familiar role of reverting back to 'type' only cements the fact that you probably don't possess an ounce of sincerity within you!

By 'constructive' I take it you mean re LRs? I am currently involved in other constructive questions but if you can't get a graft on what construction means then it would explain why it has all passed you by.

Ps: I will ask LR related questions as and when I choose, not when you want me to.

 

[D2 Com]

Ha.... No, it's not even worth that...
Au contraire: The irony is that I responded kindly to this PM:




Like a total fek-wit, you were posting on your own profile page; I should have laughed, called you a twot and gone on my way.
I really ought to have treated that ass-kissing treatise with the contempt it deserved. Instead I helped you, and you proceed to behave like a complete frunt-bum.

Do you have a failed past career as a wannabe school bully perchance?

I apologise guys; this troll-invasion appears to be all my fault


The thing is LRD (does that stand for Lonely Retard Dimwit?) you have shown yourself to be neither big, nor clever, nor amusing; frankly you're boring. VERY boring.
From the comments you have made apropos peoples' spelling etc, You clearly don't 'get' what L-Z is all about; you are now about as welcome as a pork pie in a Rabbi's rucksack.

Now do us all a favour and feck off
ta.

Hey Gertrude, look at your own input and seek the turning point.
I've not declared myself to be any of the above, merely said I was addictive. Fact!

 

[baggyjim]

YOU WERE OFFERED THE OLIVE BRANCH BY ME WHICH YOU CHOSE NOT TO EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE AND KEPT ON PREACHING YOUR RHETORIC.
THAT IS WHY MY FOLLOW UP POSTS WERE ON THE ABRASIVE SIDE BECAUSE IT IS PLAINLY OBVIOUS YOUR SOLE PURPOSE ON HERE IS TO HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND CAUSE PROVOCATION.
YOU HAVEN'T ASKED ONE CONSTRUCTIVE QUESTION FFS.
MIGHT I SUGGEST THAT YOU LOOK UP WWW.ONELAUGHHAVEIT.COM AND GO AND HAVE A CHAT IN A SIMILAR CONTEXT WITH THEM.
YOU THINK WE ARE BAD - THEY WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!!

ffs boomer that gave me a head ache shouting in red ffs hows kent by the way

 

[baggyjim]

just off to chans to get a bit of rat cat and dog in a curry sauce with chippies