Broken .... stuck .... damage etc

[CaptainChaos]

I thought i'd start this fred to show you all what i get up to in my Disco whilst offroading ...........

HOWEVER ......... this is the bit where i'll show you all the chaos that has ensued and the daft things i've done as well as damage and breakage pics

I think it'll make for a good laugh especially if other members add pics and stories of their "blonde" moments too

Damage so far .........

2 VERY bent rear trailing arms
Twisted, bent and snapped rear propshaft
Mashed rear diff (to be confirmed)
Bent rear section exhaust (now redesigned)
Various dents n dings
Tree branch through windscreen
Back bumper fell off

This is all after just 3 outings ........... they dont call me chaos for nothing

Heres some pics for your entertainment

STUCK!!!

BROKE!!!

More to follow from this weekends carnage and then in the future i have no doubt that yet more will follow

 

[defenderdavie]

ffs i cant beleive you jist posted a pic o yer dico being towed but a slitty

 

[Trewey]

remind me to never let you have a go in mine.

 

[90boy]

ffs go dont mess about have you not heard of the gentke aproach

 

[Robke]

Captain Chaos , u sure the name covers it , shouldn't it be something like "Total Disaster" or "Apocalips Now" , i'm just wondering............ but you don't have much luck now don't you..................... hmmmm , how much do you pay for insurance?????????????
I wich you all the luck in the world , sure you need it , can't wait for the other piccies tho .

 

[CaptainChaos]

ffs i cant beleive you jist posted a pic o yer dico being towed but a slitty

When your 3/4 of the way up the doors in water and it's coming in ANY tow is a good tow

 

[CaptainChaos]

remind me to never let you have a go in mine.

Awwwwwwwww

Afraid i'd show you a thing or 2 maybe???

 

[CaptainChaos]

Captain Chaos , u sure the name covers it , shouldn't it be something like "Total Disaster" or "Apocalips Now" , i'm just wondering............ but you don't have much luck now don't you..................... hmmmm , how much do you pay for insurance?????????????
I wich you all the luck in the world , sure you need it , can't wait for the other piccies tho .

My Dad used to call me "disaster dan the catastrophy man" ......... cant think why???

Guys ........... i wear size 15 army boots when offroading FFS ......... how can expect anything other than a heavy right boot?

As for insurance ................. it's very reasonable actually

But seriously ........... this is the TOY .......... NOT the family car so if i break it it's no great shakes .... which means i can go for the slightly more difficult area's and go that little bit harder at them too

 

[Phantom_Mark]

Screw that, I would rather swim for it

hahaha nice pics mate, at least the Disco's are cheap enough to abuse and have proper unrestricted fun in eh, which is exactly what I got mine for

 

[BOOMER]

Words fail me......
Keep up the good work - more f#ckups, I mean piccies

 

[ratty]

Words fail me......
Keep up the good work - more f#ckups, I mean piccies

looks like dorset's got competition.

 

[BOOMER]

looks like dorset's got competition.

Yep, DV or muddydisco4 could be real competition for the title

 

[RAZ8550TDI]

i really dont understand how you can damage one like that givin the abuse i give mine.

 

[Smilemon]

You brits really don't appreciate these cars enough. You know how much they cost in America? Those pictures make me wince....

 

[Pikey]

You brits really don't appreciate these cars enough. You know how much they cost in America? Those pictures make me wince....

at $800 a pop and $400 scrap value It's no great shakes once they're dead just bung the engine & transmission on FleaBay and scrap whats left...


Just one more reason I'm Glad I'm not a septic..

 

[Oddie]

FFS cap'n, tell em you were towing the slitty backwards INTO the mud coz he was scared of it, not being rescued by it!!!

 

[ratty]

FFS cap'n, tell em you were towing the slitty backwards INTO the mud coz he was scared of it, not being rescued by it!!!

snigger

 

[goonarmy]

You brits really don't appreciate these cars enough. You know how much they cost in America? Those pictures make me wince....

WTF??
Twot!

 

[TWEETS]

FFS, I thought I was accident prone...

 

[nickh75]

thought i was good at gettin stuck, but that takes some beatin by anyones standards