I am saving 10% on my fuel bill

[Sirus]

Ive got it.......syphon off 5 litres from yur nextdoor neighbours car before you fill it up

 

[keithmuller]

Guys, Guys!!!

Please PM Me if you would like to know as I do enjoy this forum and do not want to be booted off for advertising or spam!!

 

[slob]

ah dint care what it is yer do unless it involved me getting a large sum of money

 

[goonarmy]

surprise surprise, not relly much good to anyone!Couldnt see that coming....

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

anyone pm'd him to find out wot this is?

 

[keithmuller]

eh?

 

[Sean]

yes, he said park up a tenth of the way from where your driving to and walk the remainder

 

[Dorset VogueSE]

yes, he said park up a tenth of the way from where your driving to and walk the remainder

Wouldn't that save 20% as you have to walk back to the car as well???

 

[Sean]

Wouldn't that save 20% as you have to walk back to the car as well???

your a bright un

 

[Dorset VogueSE]

Well this fuel saving scheme just gets better all the time. If I walk everywhere i can save loads !!!!!!

 

[slob]

yes, he said park up a tenth of the way from where your driving to and walk the remainder

so yer driving from london to central scotland. and he wants yer to stop 45miles away from where yer want to be? just dint have any suitcases with yer as they a a bugger to carry/drag along the hard shoulder when it's dark o'clock and the snow is coming at yer horizontally.

another candidate fer **** of the month

 

[Bushtoy]

only way i know ta save fuel is ta keep wifey outta the ferkin cars!! damn wimin thinks a throttle works like a on/off switch....flat or fookall.

 

[goonarmy]

buy some tablets to put in fuel but also have to buy a peice of the company or sumfink

 

[goonarmy]

any way i is running me 110 on red

 

[Sean]

any way i is running me 110 on red

that's sensible

 

[goonarmy]

red i dont pay for

 

[Sean]

red i dont pay for

which is illegal to use on the road and the use of which WILL result in you being prosecuted when you get stopped and dipped/sniffed

yer that's sensible

 

[keithmuller]

You dont have to buy a piece of the company at all! |You can purchase the product by itself. It is also PROVEN to reduce emissions, so the greens can be happy ( Maybe happier...).

 

[Sirus]

Me missus loves your yoghurts by the way

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

Ere 10% - yu wouldnt be in some peculiar African country would ya - like Uganda or Zambia or somewhere would ya?