What is a "tratterer"?

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Turboman said:
Fantastic, he was one of the greatest batsmen of all time! :):) Incredible technique and temperament. One of my all time heroes. :cool:

Still think you are getting ripped off on the roots, though! :(
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I know I were, but I was caught in a line of Range Rover drivers and were peered into paying champagne money, they were buying theirs fort orses, mine were fer a soup.
 
Dartmoor Navigator said:
There is a built in tracker system should your tratter be stolen. It will show you place by place where it's been.

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So mine is a Tratter right?
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wammers said:
How does a gay boy switch the lights on after sex? Opens the Freelander door. :D
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Q. How does a gay boy switch the lights on after sex in his Tratter?
A. Turn on the switch, hit the switch, hit the light, get out his multimeter, trace the wiring... ... give up!

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There may be more hairdressers drive Freelanders, but its pretty obvious Tratters are definitely the Landie of choice for gay Landie owners.
 
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Turboman said:
Yes you do! :rolleyes:

Ever since you started squatting in the tratter section the place is a pigsty. Fallen off doors, broken IRDs custard from burst VCUs all over the place! :(

Well, we hope it is custard from burst VCUs, anyway! :eek: :D
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It needed tidyied up and several scrapes before we could paint it. Never before has a deep clean taken 3 weeks. We did you lot a favour. The doors and panels weren't ours. They were left round the back for a rainy day. Yer was never going to use them so they were sold fer scrap to buy teabags, milk and biscuits. :p
 
Hippo said:
Most popularist fred in the second Freelander section that. :D
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Anyway, I quite like it in here now! :)

Think I will move in, start an advice fred for freebies, sort out common problems. :)

Model by model, we will start with the 1.8 K series ones.

Commonest problem is people buy them without looking into what they are! :confused:

Suggestion! Zippo, save all the future agony! :)
 
Turboman said:
Anyway, I quite like it in here now! :)

Think I will move in, start an advice fred for freebies, sort out common problems. :)

Model by model, we will start with the 1.8 K series ones.

Commonest problem is people buy them without looking into what they are! :confused:

Suggestion! Zippo, save all the future agony! :)
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Go on admit it yer like it in ere and want a Freelander. Years of shaking yer bones and the cold/damp have played havok with yer joints. All yer wants now is a nice comfortable car with go anywhere 4x4 ability which fits in a multistory car park. Yer pig will thank yer for it.
 
Hippo said:
Go on admit it yer like it in ere and want a Freelander. Years of shaking yer bones and the cold/damp have played havok with yer joints. All yer wants now is a nice comfortable car with go anywhere 4x4 ability which fits in a multistory car park. Yer pig will thank yer for it.
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Me tratter is sumptious! :) And no, that doesnt mean it leaks oil! ;) :p

Tratter section is boring, tratters are so solid and reliable, we dont get a lot of business, nothin to do but watch me pig lap up the custard! :(
 
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