The Sunday Legal Surgery

[Trewey]

ave a whip round ter pay fer the weddin - they'll soon stop the luvy dovey stuff once they're spliced.

 

[retsgom]

well theres a bloke on our forum and all of a sudden hes fell in love with this doris thats also a member. now they seem to be filling the threads with a load of slushy lovey dovey crap, i was wondering if there is anythig we can legally do to MAKE THEM STOP NOW

Well let me see

I suppose it could be annoying to the other members, but the bloke went on a mad 400 mile dash to see the lady in question last nite!!!!!

My god ive got it bad Yella !!!!!!

 

[yella]

ffs rets, get a grip o yerself

 

[retsgom]

ffs rets, get a grip o yerself

I cant mate, she's wonderful

 

[yella]

they all are when yer first meet em

 

[retsgom]

they all are when yer first meet em

This lady is different from the other tarts ive had in the past

She accepts me as i am and never asks for anything in return

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

Thats wot yu sed about nursey

 

[Cat's Eyes]

This lady is different from the other tarts ive had in the past

Hmmmm not sure I like being compared to a tart??? LOL!!!! But I think I know what you mean.

She accepts me as i am and never asks for anything in return

That's coz you're lovely


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[retsgom]

Thats wot yu sed about nursey

Steady on "CHUBBS" !!!!!!!

 

[Cat's Eyes]

Thats wot yu sed about nursey

He's male what can I say..........you all have ya faults LOL!!!

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[yella]

i bet he said it about the one that fleeced him out of the house as well

 

[retsgom]

i bet he said it about the one that fleeced him out of the house as well

To put the record straight

I threw her out!!!!!!!

 

[yella]

ah but i bet she was wonderful when yer first met her

 

[retsgom]

ah but i bet she was wonderful when yer first met her

To be honest mate, i cant really remember that far back, and after the loves been kicked outta ya, well, who cares, its all in the past now, weve all made mistakes!!!!!

 

[yella]

oooh retsy's gettin all serious, he'll be issuing writs and sendin oot them expensive letters if we carry on windin him up

 

[retsgom]

oooh retsy's gettin all serious, he'll be issuing writs and sendin oot them expensive letters if we carry on windin him up

Am i bovered ??????

 

[yella]

seems a yes by yer slightly techty attitude

 

[Cat's Eyes]

Hmmmm.........well it's parr for the course that you try windin us up.....that's what you get for tellin a forum about your 'real' life. But it's ok The Lawyer and the Copper, will just smile

 

[yella]

ey up rets, she's answering for yer again

 

[Cat's Eyes]

No I was answering for myself...........he's quite capable of answering for himself, you have my word on that