Freelander Friendship Agreement

[Freelaner]

anyone who calls a Superb machine like the Freelander gay has got homophobic tendencies, probly linked to child abuse at an early age.

the same people secretly admire our vehicles from afar and know that they can never own such a beast cos they've dissed em so much.

 

[Pikey]

anyone who calls a Superb machine like the Freelander gay has got homophobic tendencies, probly linked to child abuse at an early age.

the same people secretly admire our vehicles from afar and know that they can never own such a beast cos they've dissed em so much.

Did yu mean to post this in the adult story thread?? Cos it the best lines of fantasy fiction, that I've seen in years.

 

[Series71]

anyone who calls a Superb machine like the Freelander gay has got homophobic tendencies, probly linked to child abuse at an early age.

the same people secretly admire our vehicles from afar and know that they can never own such a beast cos they've dissed em so much.

I hope i'm not included in that statement...I calls em gaylanders but I nearly bought a teedee 4

 

[Freelaner]

I hope i'm not included in that statement...I calls em gaylanders but I nearly bought a teedee 4

nearly dunt count n a real man would've nearly bought a 1.8 k-series

 

[Freelaner]

Did yu mean to post this in the adult story thread?? Cos it the best lines of fantasy fiction, that I've seen in years.

thank you.....................i think

 

[blue beasty]

Yer all a bunch of soft gurly arsed coil-sprung lovin limp-wristed power steering dependant wimps so far as I can see

 

[Series71]

nearly dunt count n a real man would've nearly bought a 1.8 k-series

I dont need that much aggrivation ...after a rusty leccy failing disco and 2 series's i've paid my penance

 

[Freelaner]

Yer all a bunch of soft gurly arsed coil-sprung lovin limp-wristed power steering dependant wimps so far as I can see

dont dependers have all that gear on em anorl?

 

[Freelaner]

I dont need that much aggrivation ...after a rusty leccy failing disco and 2 series's i've paid my penance

you've earned the right to drive woteva you want S71

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

I dont need that much aggrivation ...after a rusty leccy failing disco and 2 series's i've paid my penance

bad workman always blames his tool

 

[blue beasty]

dont dependers have all that gear on em anorl?

Yep....Gaylord tratters

 

[miktdish]

Look what the cat dragged in...

"Help I Permanently Piss On-myself" I see your spelling has improved

 

[Freelaner]

Yep....Gaylord tratters

so, according to that rational, what is the manliest Landie then?

my money is on a series 2

 

[Series71]

bad workman always blames his tool

I blame you then

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

who got yu home one time?

 

[Series71]

who got yu home one time?

which time ? when the rusty leccy hating disco was overheating or when the cam belt snapped ?

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

both.


well we sat in it while Ratty towed it the second time - giving ya moral sollace

 

[Series71]

both.


well we sat in it while Ratty towed it the second time - giving ya moral sollace

i'd be buying a gaylander before another disco.........I'm getting rid of the series as I cant drive it due to my back

 

[crockett007]

The only good Defender is a converted Defender. Like a nice Overland one. The rest are Cold War relics.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

how about putting rangie seats in it S71?