MY NAME IS EDDIE. I AM A 55 YEAR OLD AVERAGE BLOKE. MARRIED FOR 35 YEARS THIS JULY (MY GOD HOW MANY COULD HAVE MURDERED & BEEN OUT BY NOW), TWO GROWN UP KIDS, BOTH NOW FLOWN THE NEST. HAVE AN 8 YEAR OLD GERMAN SHEPHERD NAMED JAKE, & A CAT THATS OLDER THAN DIRT CALLED RIZLA. I HAVE OWNED LAND...