Recent content by nigel ramsbottom

Hello Razor!;)

you know if i talk to elton's brother's friend i think he may be able to make your pictures a little bigger so we can see them without having to use jordal bank. if you would like me to have a word with him just pm me later honey

heeeloooo boys! I've just been to the doctors for a little problem I have, and he told me I need a 'Coultas'. He says i have to use it at least 4 times everyday. But I don't know what one is or where to get one. I know, ask the doctor ,but he is a very busy man and i don't like to bother him...

oh !goody !does it have any butch men on it ?

that 'ill work or perhaps bawlucks and phuck and toewat and phanknee and of course bar steward

can elton and i join in? we promise to leave the girls alone. i really need a good soapin up

can i also suggest that perhaps a red cross drop of essential supplies be flown in. beer,dope and those female things called women. start collecting at you local supermarket today.

oh! dear slob old mate , i'm ever so sorry to hear about your financial hardships. perhaps i could put a collection tin in my salon for you? or could we at landyzone have a slob-o-thon to raise money for you . i'd hate to think of you having to go back to work. i could give you work sweeping up...

hi sweetie, when i had my butch series a few months back the engine was painted 'freelander cerise' with some parts high lighted in 'day-glo black' it was really 'bitchin'. my partner used to get really hard every time he seen it. i have some in a small tube incase i needed a touch up. love...

paddocks do one i think. and its not a flooking truck

hi darlings yes i had a pink series just like the SAS have but it was to manly for me. i had to sell it and get another gaylander. which i have had converted into a mobile hairdressers salon. as for mrs/mr ming she says she doesn't like you cos you look to butch for her. she like to have a...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4648311571 hi boys, i thought this would look good in lilac and powder puff blue,what do you think.. i'd like to get in that rangie, i mean, who wouldn't seeing as how he's made a right arse of it. btw i got this in the range rover bit...

hi heidi sweetie. whats all this talk about men that are hard? are you keeping secrets from me? i hope not!! you naughty boy you. mrs ming called for a hair do, when i asked when she wanted the appointment for she said not to bother and that she would just bring it in and leave it. i must...

i get my partner to give me one while i'm driving and i can't see why i can be watching al pacino in cruisin at the same time. of course having a freelander it a joy to have something to watch while waiting for the AA to turn up. i got rid of the RAC after elton ran away with the recovery hunk...

i too have a cherished number!! it's a little black number with nice little yellow bows on the shoulders.. elton bought it for me before he ran away with the rac man.