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Dave Herron · Sep 5, 2006

Raw Linseed Oil,

Just used it when i cleaned my freelander and it brought the trim up a treat.

I was a little peturbed when i read the bottle and it said that the clothes i used may spontausly combust.

Never mind my car looks clean

slob · Sep 5, 2006

best not get it near any landies bushes then.

cashybai · Sep 5, 2006

NO SLOB! Don't start the bushes fiasco again, I've still notgot the stains out me trousers where I ****ed myself laughing... oh...sorry yella

slob · Sep 5, 2006

ear talking of daft ****, have you seen them there sleeping pills that have this warning on the bottle " warning! may cause drowisness" but i think they spell it corrumptly

cashybai · Sep 5, 2006

Give us ten, I'll have a search, I found a website somewhere with a shedload of stupid warnings...

The Mad Hat Man · Sep 5, 2006

Anti-depressants that may cause depression?

cashybai · Sep 5, 2006

BINGO! found it..http://www.ticklesite.co.uk/fun/instructions.htm

Also one for Haynes Manuals..http://www.shartwell.freeserve.co.uk/humor-site/real-haynes.htm

nigel ramsbottom · Sep 5, 2006

oh !goody !does it have any butch men on it ?

The Mad Hat Man · Sep 5, 2006

nigel ramsbottom said:
oh !goody !does it have any butch men on it ?

hope yu dont say that in the bar - yu nevva no wot Porkies bin up to.

jamacian bob · Sep 6, 2006

ah prefer day old bong water me self..leaves a nice just got stoned smell in yer cab

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