Jammed 'starter motor'.

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hi heidi sweetie. whats all this talk about men that are hard? are you keeping secrets from me? i hope not!! you naughty boy you.
mrs ming called for a hair do, when i asked when she wanted the appointment for she said not to bother and that she would just bring it in and leave it. i must say i was taken aback when i seen just what a hunk of a man she is. oh! ming you lucky boy,, those pecks are just to die for, and that tight round bottom oooooooooooooo!
anyway you be glad to hear that i sold my series as i couldn't use the clutch on my own and i don't think they come with an auto box, so its back to my gaylander mobile hair salon. how i miss the butchness of my pink series, i really felt like one of those tough SAS real men in it. come to think of i i feel like one now.
well must dash i have a stylist coming round to do my toe nail and polish my albert.
bye for now darlings huggies xxxx
 
Hey, cute poodle ;)

Did you really have a pink series landy? Did it effect its performance in any way? Bitch to keep clean I hear !!
 
hi darlings yes i had a pink series just like the SAS have but it was to manly for me. i had to sell it and get another gaylander. which i have had converted into a mobile hairdressers salon.
as for mrs/mr ming she says she doesn't like you cos you look to butch for her. she like to have a more feminine hairdresser. and she reckons your under arm hygene is a bit suspect... and i don't have a pink hair do .....the picture is fifi my adorable poodle. fifi was a present from my last partner.
 
Ha !Now i know your lying cos mrs Ming likes the smell of my pits, cos she said so! nahh!
And she says your nowt but a big wuss, with a smelly dog that ****s all over her rockit
So! Talk to me ar*e cos the face aint listning bitch!
 
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