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  1. Dirty Gertie

    what a pile of shiite

    hee hee, the thought did occur to me after I'd hit 'post' ......... ;) I think more headroom'd be required!!! :rolleyes: - not enough room to swing a cat in a gaylander!!!
  2. Dirty Gertie

    what a pile of shiite

    Well, the 'BumbleBee' look is a fail, but the theory is a good one! Looks capable (not to mention comfy! :p) I'd like a play in that!(after a respray! ;) )
  3. Dirty Gertie

    Freelander Interior light

    here's a helpful suggestion; why not ask on the gaylander board??? :confused:
  4. Dirty Gertie

    Newbie

    hee hee loaded with all manner of ****e, and even some stuff about Landies!! :p :welcome2: to the asylum :rolleyes:
  5. Dirty Gertie

    Best Single mod for a landy?

    hee hee, well to quote some G & S (IIRC) "No never; well hardly evveeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr!" :D
  6. Dirty Gertie

    Best Single mod for a landy?

    LOL!!! :kettlepot: Evening Sean ;) Anyway, that was a good natured comment, there were no fecks or anything and there was smilies, so bagger orft!!! :p
  7. Dirty Gertie

    driving technique

    As slow as possible: as fast as necessary: 2nd gear, diff lock, and drive steadily and positively. Once the snow thaws I suggest you get some proper training on how to drive your vehicle; no point having it if you don't know how to drive it! :)
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    Best Single mod for a landy?

    Oh blimey!!! Again???? Wouldn't it be good if this forum had a Search facility??? :rolleyes: Maybe we ought to have "best single mod" (not you Ratty! :p ) and "basic rules of Laning" and "basic rules of off roading" stickies at the top of every board, cos it comes up at least once a...
  9. Dirty Gertie

    a 4x4 is born??

    Mmmmmm Mark Evans Om nom nom! :D I've had the privilege of having a drive in that Landy; very nice it was too!!! :D
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    "A showroom fresh Jimny is better off road, than a similar defender"

    Evening Daft :D no, I r been awake all day!! :eek: Just thought I'd pop in and have a look what's going on around here; nothing changes does it? Some tit who doesn't own a Landy joins a forum for erm, let's see.... Landy Owners and expects to make friends by making stupid comments :rolleyes...
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    "A showroom fresh Jimny is better off road, than a similar defender"

    Oi!! A Defender is a 4x4 for women A Defender is a LAND ROVER Not a bloody j33p *spit* To the O.P: Jimny's are ****e; I've recovered more bloody zooks than ever I have Landies; or maybe it's that Landy Drivers just drive better off road?? :rolleyes:
  12. Dirty Gertie

    Which Freelander?

    Yes, buy one, burn it, then buy a defender with the insurance money :)
  13. Dirty Gertie

    help needed guys!

    Oh, thought they knew everything about everything anyway........... P!sstaking comes as standard around here kiddo, if you don't like it; do the other!! ...and he's got a Gaylander!!!!!! :hysterically_laughi
  14. Dirty Gertie

    4x4 rescue

    Afternoon Sean :)
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    4x4 rescue

    FFS!!!! Don't have much awareness of the NHS do you? It's there when you need it, and that's all that you care about! Do you really think those of us who live close or on site DON'T offer hospitality to our colleagues??:doh: And that any spare on-call rooms aren't made available to...
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