yet another newbie

hi lads and lasses?
im matt, im looking to get myself a nice defender and do a bit off roading etc
keen to learn all i can with a view to buying later in the year

:welcome: nice of ya to include us lasses

so give us a couple of questions where we can help ... and where are you based

ow do duk.

jimbot90 said:

ow do duk.

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..wosson wiv you anyhows do you clean bogs or wot....WTFR ow do duck ya big poof....

Beast o Bodmin said:

..wosson wiv you anyhows do you clean bogs or wot....WTFR ow do duck ya big poof....

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wy ya rekon i clean bogs then billy?

ow do duk is lik e toilet duk innum burnbot

Beast o Bodmin said:

ow do duk is lik e toilet duk innum burnbot

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rong sorta duk,duk.

OH,sort of duk like burnbot spray duk like duk innum dukkie....

im from north yorkshire near northallerton, i have a rough idea what i want, a td5 ex-utility and maybe change the colour!
there seems to be some characters on here so i should fit in nicely! lol

duk is fa blokes n burds,dukki is jus fa burds.ya wun undastand thaz one a them folk wot talk funny n say innum.

i fort tha was "hun" - or "luv" if yu is ov the arteest type?

ay like duk innum int fer poof to clean bog dukkie?

i see duk sorry...

oi **** takin fookers dont go upsettin jimbot or he'll make yer look silly in front of yer mates
snigger

Beast o Bodmin said:

ay like duk innum int fer poof to clean bog dukkie?

i see duk sorry...

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innum,fukin spiders!

eh?dukkie duk ya lost me now duk,yers got duks in yer bog?

The Mad Hat Man said:

i fort tha was "hun" - or "luv" if yu is ov the arteest type?

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****?

Beast o Bodmin said:

eh?dukkie duk ya lost me now duk,yers got duks in yer bog?

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jus little brown fish duk.

jimbot90 said:

jus little brown fish duk.

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..as i suspected duk no class gnite dukkie

Beast o Bodmin said:

..as i suspected duk no class gnite dukkie

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nite billy.