For Sale,
Land Rover 110 in dirty green, never could get the shine back.
200tdi gettin on a bit but I'll warm it up before you get here so it dont smoke too much.
5 Speed gearbox, whines a bit on the motorway but we'll stay local for the test drive.
Brakes are ****in terrible but I'll do the driving because you are not insured.
250,000 miles but the previous owner put a new speedo in and it now reads 85,000 so that's better int it.
Bodged the chassis up with sealant filler and paint for the mot so you're ok for another 9 months then it'll need some serious money spendin on it.
Dont come if it's rainin 'cause the wipers are a bit dodgey, let's hope it stays dry.
Talkin of dry, the inside is usually flooded and the tinwork is corroded but I fixed it with newspaper and flour mixed up into a paper mash thingy and it's come out brilliant so I painted it green to match the rest.
Steerin wanders a bit but if you move the wheel side to side as your drivin it usually goes straight, they all do that.
There you go then, 3 grand to you and it's all yours, an I dont want to see it again, it's your responsibilty from now on.
Oh and it stops suddenly now and again and wont start again till it goes cold, but didn't worry us , we allways carry a flask and some butties just in case.
Land Rover 110 in dirty green, never could get the shine back.
200tdi gettin on a bit but I'll warm it up before you get here so it dont smoke too much.
5 Speed gearbox, whines a bit on the motorway but we'll stay local for the test drive.
Brakes are ****in terrible but I'll do the driving because you are not insured.
250,000 miles but the previous owner put a new speedo in and it now reads 85,000 so that's better int it.
Bodged the chassis up with sealant filler and paint for the mot so you're ok for another 9 months then it'll need some serious money spendin on it.
Dont come if it's rainin 'cause the wipers are a bit dodgey, let's hope it stays dry.
Talkin of dry, the inside is usually flooded and the tinwork is corroded but I fixed it with newspaper and flour mixed up into a paper mash thingy and it's come out brilliant so I painted it green to match the rest.
Steerin wanders a bit but if you move the wheel side to side as your drivin it usually goes straight, they all do that.
There you go then, 3 grand to you and it's all yours, an I dont want to see it again, it's your responsibilty from now on.
Oh and it stops suddenly now and again and wont start again till it goes cold, but didn't worry us , we allways carry a flask and some butties just in case.
