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Then torch it.
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Evoque Why the fcuk Does this exist..
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So we have a pic of the Ejoke, a pic of the Classic....and how about a 6 wheeled P38 Convertible?
Oh....heres one!
Oh....heres one!
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myfirstl322
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Evoquative wee Suzy doncha thunk?
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??? Not a convertible or a Range Rover
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The back story is they Range Roverised it, lol
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L405 then......
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so actually all we have proved in this thread is that the OP posted something thats been going on for years and we should all carry on as usual.
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3xmpg !!
Not forgetting of course, that this product is supplying loads of jobs both in the plant and also in the supply chain.
Nobody is holding a gun to an Evoque haters head and making them buy/drive the things.
But if my wife wanted one and she was thrilled with it, so be it.
Live and let live. I don't like side rails and twenty inch alloys on P38's but others do - it's just the same.
Nobody is holding a gun to an Evoque haters head and making them buy/drive the things.
But if my wife wanted one and she was thrilled with it, so be it.
Live and let live. I don't like side rails and twenty inch alloys on P38's but others do - it's just the same.
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I love posts like this. Mainly because, usually, the person posting is totally unaware of the sweet irony of their post
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The Evoque sells well. Yer can appreciate why actual RR owners dislike it. Half the size...
Half the breakdowns.
Fixed that for you
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Got nowt good to say, say nowt at all!
Its keeping people in work in this country,
Its keeping people in work in this country,
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To all the posters who have jumped in with unintentionally ironic posts. Let me throw in a little more fuel for you to burn:
The ejoke is unfortunately badged range rover, it does not make it worthy of the badging. It remains a poseur's vehicle, bought by wannabes (what is the plural of wannabe?). Had it been badged Land Rover, as it should, no-one would have bought them, actually strike that, gaylanders owners would have bought, because it is around the same market level. It is a medium size estate car, which should sit happily with the likes of the Audi Q3 , but by calling it a Range Rover, rather than Land Rover, it falls flat on it's face at the start line. The entry version is only two wheel drive, manual and one of it's features is to have a "centre console with lid". I doubt anyone has ever have to be told, or sold on, the fact a, non-ejoke, Range Rover has a "centre console with lid". It is the type of thing someone buying a second hand Corsa may consider.
In summary, the ejoke is not under any circumstances the flagship that Land Rover claim Range Rover to be.
Don't forget people, an opinion cannot be wrong , be it yours or mine
However a fact remains a fact and the fact is : the ejoke is not a flagship vehicle and thus wears the wrong badge
The ejoke is unfortunately badged range rover, it does not make it worthy of the badging. It remains a poseur's vehicle, bought by wannabes (what is the plural of wannabe?). Had it been badged Land Rover, as it should, no-one would have bought them, actually strike that, gaylanders owners would have bought, because it is around the same market level. It is a medium size estate car, which should sit happily with the likes of the Audi Q3 , but by calling it a Range Rover, rather than Land Rover, it falls flat on it's face at the start line. The entry version is only two wheel drive, manual and one of it's features is to have a "centre console with lid". I doubt anyone has ever have to be told, or sold on, the fact a, non-ejoke, Range Rover has a "centre console with lid". It is the type of thing someone buying a second hand Corsa may consider.
In summary, the ejoke is not under any circumstances the flagship that Land Rover claim Range Rover to be.
Don't forget people, an opinion cannot be wrong , be it yours or mine
However a fact remains a fact and the fact is : the ejoke is not a flagship vehicle and thus wears the wrong badge
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It has a see saw? on the bonnet. Whatever next? A roundabout in the boot.
Also nice way to deliberately misconstrue what I actually wrote
Apart from that, love your optimism and sense of humour. For gaylander owners the only way is up
P.s If you're going to edit the post after I have answered that's just not cricket. At the very least put something on to show you edited your see saw remark
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The RRC was the real deal.
The P38 was the real deal plus loads of issues.
The l322 was a pimp mobile with even more issues.
The evoque is a wa'nkpit.
The evoque convertible is a worthless piece of shyte.
And the convertible RR's above are just an insult.
Fukin horrible.
The P38 was the real deal plus loads of issues.
The l322 was a pimp mobile with even more issues.
The evoque is a wa'nkpit.
The evoque convertible is a worthless piece of shyte.
And the convertible RR's above are just an insult.
Fukin horrible.
