Why I hate Land Rover

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complaining about Land Rover build quality lol

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Even though they break constantly, rust faster than anything we still fix 'em because we love 'em
like scabies once they're under your skin they never get oot!

so if you're here to Winge....

Fcuk off!! Please.
 
ive got it. use the jetwash on the radio ,thats that one solved and drill a small hole in the bottom of the light one each side of the lense problem solved :D
 
Just caught up on this thread! I thought OP had
a proper landrover ! Didn't realise it was one of those squashed rangies that look like a hippo on steroids!!
Proper landrovers have ice on the in side of the windscreen in winter and if your posh and have electric windows they only go down and you have to strip the door card off to make them go up!!

What's he complaining about
 
Just caught up on this thread! I thought OP had
a proper landrover ! Didn't realise it was one of those squashed rangies that look like a hippo on steroids!!
Proper landrovers have ice on the in side of the windscreen in winter and if your posh and have electric windows they only go down and you have to strip the door card off to make them go up!!

What's he complaining about

what's a door card lol
 
complaining about Land Rover build quality lol

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Even though they break constantly, rust faster than anything we still fix 'em because we love 'em
like scabies once they're under your skin they never get oot!

so if you're here to Winge....

Fcuk off!! Please.
“Since 1949”...

I sincerely hope they’re implying the first year of ownership was fault free.
 
That reminds me of when I took a Fender out for a test drive from my local LR Stealer, when I went back and told him, he just said "Well, what did you expect, it's a Land Rover" :D
 
Proper landies don’t even have manual wind down windows.

It’s all about the sliding glass with the rain running down the inside of the doors.
That's a landy!!! And a much sought after one too!! Give me a series anyday over one of those squashed new ones that only go to Asda and back
 
Yeah just woke up this morning and saw the brake light, I jet washed it yesterday hence why it probably had water ingress

Who would have thought when building a car the possibility of it getting wet? Too much design work gone into keeping water out of the footwell rather than life saving road safety functions
Knew that was jet washed before you sed it. Gay rovers can't get wet or the lights fall oft.
 
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