Why didn't I think of this when doing my maths exams years ago?
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Optimus Prime
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good one !
johnnyreno13
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I must admit that maths to me is difficult.
Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!
God Bless. Johnny
Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!
God Bless. Johnny
TheVengefulElephant
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Do all your posts contain a ****e joke? 
mjltigger
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that's very cool
SCOTSMAN
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Cool
90truckcab
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maths exams eh, ah didnt do any ....oops
Soloby Rob
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Nor me, got kicked out of school way before any exams.
Rob......
I'm dislexic and totally fooked without a calculator, bastids at school thought I was thick and left me to flounder. If anybody knows how to build a time machine let me know so I can boot them all in the crotch. Failing that I'll get the bastids when I die.
Wonder if ming knows.
Soloby Rob
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You type well for a dislexic mate.
Ming knows all.
Rob
discriminashun, discriminashun
But on a serious note here, I did a course on spanish last year, the teacher??, had a program she had to complete and she progressed with great gusto regardless of what level of understaning the class and individuals were achieving. I lasted 5 weeks in total, having lost my way in the second week and raising a complaint. It was like revisiting my early years at school and distressing.
This year I started again on a quite different route, with a proper teacher with a desire to teach, taking cognition of individual achievements, but taught by a different institution in south america.
Teachers in this country are institutionalised, and schools still fail to meet very basic standards in the early years and children still go onto high school and adulthood having been failed by the systems.
The recent talks that mention that schools must meet set standards, where failure means teachers will be weeded out and schools closed, excites me.
If I were turning out poor workmanship in my employment, I would expect and understand if I were disaplined and dismissed, so it's time teachers were booted up the arse.
Not what I was expecting, but pretty clever none the less
