why are defender drivers...

mjrimmer · Mar 30, 2011

Apparently only the best people were born on 30th of March........My birthday too today

willo · Mar 30, 2011

Northern Irelander said:
It's true, when driving pretenders I have to adopt the fetal position and hang an arm out the window like a black taxi driver

That says it all in a nutshell, .....pretenders.....

willo · Mar 30, 2011

mjrimmer said:
Apparently only the best people were born on 30th of March........My birthday too today

Congratulations. (You are a brave man, I didn't dare it to push it that far .....

) (Bet it wasn't '42 yours though?????)

ratty · Mar 30, 2011

wassall said:
...right arms so tanned?

Ill let you into a secret, the steering wheels in Defenders are about 2 inchs away from the drivers side window. So nearly all defender drivers have to drive with the window down and their arm sticking out.

I cant drive past one now without looking at the crazy wheel postion!
I sometimes get the defender drivers attention and wave my AA card, just to show how much more roomy the inside of the breakdown truck is while recovering my fantastic little freelander......
:-D

Edited for accuraccy

My right arm is tanned cos I drives said breakdown truck and keeps the window down so I can wave at the other defender drivers.

Dartmoor Navigator · Mar 30, 2011

I accidentally typed 'gay boy freelander' into google images and it came up with this:

Hippo · Mar 30, 2011

Found yer own pic then.

Dartmoor Navigator · Mar 30, 2011

Hippo said:
Found yer own pic then.

yes

:doh:

It was a 90 comfort test.... I failed.

wickford90 · Mar 30, 2011

accidently typed it, bollox. what did you mean to type ??
I was not expecting that on screen, that image is gonna haunt me for days.

Dartmoor Navigator · Mar 30, 2011

wickford90 said:
accidently typed it, bollox. what did you mean to type ??

It was autospell on my iPhone that did it

Honestly, I actually typed 'I love Freelanders, and think they are great'.

wickford90 · Mar 30, 2011

Dartmoor Navigator said:
It was autospell on my iPhone that did it Honestly, I actually typed 'I love Freelanders, and think they are great'.

If you put that in, your more disturbed than i first thought, seek professional help it's the only answer.

mjrimmer · Mar 30, 2011

Apparently he'd tried all the pneumatic penis extension devices to no avail........so as a last resort took matters into his own hands

.
FFS hes got to be a Yank

Dartmoor Navigator · Mar 30, 2011

wickford90 said:
seek professional help it's the only answer.

I did, but the shrink was a BMW driver.... Now I am totally screwed

Dartmoor Navigator · Mar 30, 2011

Hippo said:
Yep. Try if fer yerself:

'I love Freelanders, and think they are great' - Google Search

:hysterically_laughi

mjrimmer · Mar 30, 2011

It's a close call between the 2, which is more disturbing to look at

Mike Whiskey · Mar 30, 2011

just goes to prove you need balls of steel to drive a freeby!

that and absolutely no sensation below the waist! lol

mjrimmer · Mar 30, 2011

How about no sense above the neck

wassall · Mar 31, 2011

I like the way he set up a fan behind him, maybe he thought "this could get heated, might need some extra cooling" - the similarities between that pic and a Freelander...lol

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