Where do you park your landrover?

Mine's usually b locked in by two other cars on my drive : )

Except that time I got it stuck... Then it was parked in the middle of a track 4 fields from the road until the next morning when I payed a nice farmer to come and pull me out...

buckshot said:

:frusty::frusty:tonight
on the bonnet of the coont that lives way down the roads citren van
tw@t seems to think its ok to park up here (and he puts the n/s wheels on the pavement
if its still there in the morning think i'll give my new kinetic rope a test and drag the bastid on down the road out the way :frusty::frusty:

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Not gonna keep an eye on it for him then

either the front or rear drive, both in full view of the road, if they want it they can try take it

That's the spirit Snowman

At mum's place, it gets parked in the drive in full view, blocking access to my Jeep which I'm more worried about. There's a streetlight out the front, 2 switched-on dogs behind the gates who'd go bonkers, and there's a hockey stick by the front door. There's a few deviants around, so I'm alert to anything suspicious by nature.

At dad's place, I have to park it out in the street under the streetlight. I'm not allowed to park it on his newly laid driveway incase the Disco 'marks it's territory' with a drop of oil. Hehe! It's a totally safe n quiet suburb with regular police patrols, so I can sleep easy.

At my place in Darwin, when the Disco moves up there in a months time, it gets parked up the drive beside the house. There's a high fence and locked gate, plus we have rather menacing dog guarding on stand-by! My housemate n I are joining the cops in the next intake, so that would be an added deterrent not to f*ck with our stuff. Hahaha!

on driveway if someone tried to pinch it they would never get it started

one the driveway behind locked gates... and we live out in the country so not many people come here. Also 2 mental border collies on guard..

my old landy is parked in the back garden behind locked gates with amped up cattle unit connected to gates with two polecats on watch vicous little bastards for some reason they wont even let any one in it except me the last thief that tryed to nick it had was found cowering the dog pen minus a bollock he has,nt been seen in the area since

shh.. couldn't possibly tell you cos the insurance company think it's somewhere else.. suffice it to say though it's safer than any of all that lot up there.. dogs n cameras n 24hr patrols plus gert big gates and walls, out of site and in the middle of nowhere..




blimey sounds like a prison..

Prison is a bit much, Tigger.. A castle might be better

Nah.. this thing has better security than royalty.. no nutter is getting into bed with my landy without anyone noticing

gorra find it furst - eh Tigger?

:d

I'm going past Trowbridge on Saturday....does your Disco need a lift anywhere

Sirus said:

I'm going past Trowbridge on Saturday....does your Disco need a lift anywhere

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drop it off in the midlands for me .. see if it finds it's way home..

if she don't I can get one that don't need a jump every time I wanna use it and fires consitently on all 8..

On the road wherever i can put it but don't tell the ins co, more than one turned me down flat cause it was parked on the road...