What have you done to your Landie today.

when my Audi went in for repair (some twot in a white van ran into it) , a few years ago, they gave me a Micra as a courtesy car.

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Good thing I didn't run into it then my bumper would have scared it into a cube, they're vile little hate boxes though!

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But they make such colourful additions to madmax bumpers

chunkymunky said:

But they make such colourful additions to madmax bumpers

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If the zombies come I'm going to weld spikes or axe blades to the front after turning it into one of these

Dr_evil said:

If the zombies come I'm going to weld spikes or axe blades to the front after turning it into one of these

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yer front end would fall orf due to excessive Disco tin worm

Freelaner said:

yer front end would fall orf due to excessive Disco tin worm

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My discos worm free its made of 90% waxoyl pain in the arse to repair though, you come out from under it looking like a piece of burnt toast

madfrank said:

Ive pressure washed the underside of mine after a play in a local quarry .

what jobs have you done on yours ?

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Going to remove the old steering box from the little landy whilst I wait for the new one to arrive

Dr_evil said:

Hate chavs with a passion in their little boom box infused Saxos

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hey! i me and the mrs both got saxo's with subs in the back... i also got a disco! n im not a chav thank you very mucho!

It's that most expensive time of year again, MoT test. So just dropped of my old girl and at the same time got the best bargain of my RR ownership. Full set of face lift lights for £100. I only needed the drivers side headlight, but as the vehicle the garage was breaking was a face lift I couldn't just have one light, that'd look stupid.

[edit: Just got the phone call. High level brake light needs bulbs, didn't even know any had died as I assumed this would flag up a warning like all other dead bulbs, lesson learnt, and a steering rod has play in the bushes. Not bad if I'm honest, I expected much worse.]

Currently I'm hiding in it cos it's ****in down!
Thinking I'm glad I'm in a freelander! A disco would've dissolved by now!

Diesel Do said:

Currently I'm hiding in it cos it's ****in down!
Thinking I'm glad I'm in a freelander with bungees holding the doors on! A disco would've driven through the puddle by now!

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The Mad Hat Man said:

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You forgot the bit where the disco driver would get soaked because the tinworm has converted the floor into a sieve.

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Altered for the sake of accuracy

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That's just unbelievable! I've got no bungees.

Fitted the new expedition roofrack from MM4x4 ... looks the business

Andy Land said:

Fitted the new expedition roofrack from MM4x4 ... looks the business

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Where's the picture

New upper tailgate fitted and fine.

Diesel Do said:

Where's the picture

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Will post one when I'm back from work later tonight

Dr_evil said:

My discos worm free its made of 90% waxoyl pain in the arse to repair though, you come out from under it looking like a piece of burnt toast

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Its spotless! Recon that bumper out of madmax with the two merkins strapped to it.

chunkymunky said:

Its spotless! Recon that bumper out of madmax with the two merkins strapped to it.

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haha cheers Al, your 90's very clean too! Its coated in just as much underseal as mine

discomark10 said:

hey! i me and the mrs both got saxo's with subs in the back... i also got a disco! n im not a chav thank you very mucho!

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I was behind one today, he seemed to be struggling to drive normally, it was swerve from one side of the road to the other, speed up, slow down, turn round and talk to his mates that were packed into the back of this small car.

I am not too sure what he was trying to achieve, but he did manage to make him self... and his mates look, and sound (with one of those fartty mufflers and a sub) like a massive cock! God bless the chav and his ways.:rolly:

Thats scrappyloz's doing. When the engine was out he insisted we do it, we got carried away and pretty much everything got it.

Always a good idea to protect it

I need to re-do mine a few areas have peeled off in the floods