What did you do with your Range Rover today

Saint.V8 said:

It is a Range Rover afterall...!!!

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its when you let your guard down for 5 mins that they bite you in the wallet

2.0_hippo said:

its when you let your guard down for 5 mins that they bite you in the wallet

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that explains why mine bit so hard while i was away

gold rover said:

I checked to see how many miles I'd done between last year's MOT and this one. It was even less than I thought at 2846

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Pfft, these yuppies, buying gold Range Rovers and never driving them in fear of it getting dirty. I did more than that last month. No doubt it is all about the drug dealer image for you.

sas1810 said:

Ok, point taken

must remember to grease my nipples when under it on friday

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I find it is easier to grease my nipples while still in the bedroom. Less weird looks that way.

Bix said:

I find it is easier to grease my nipples while still in the bedroom. Less weird looks that way.

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very true, but getting the grease gun on them might turn a few heads

Bix said:

Pfft, these yuppies, buying gold Range Rovers and never driving them in fear of it getting dirty. I did more than that last month. No doubt it is all about the drug dealer image for you.



I find it is easier to grease my nipples while still in the bedroom. Less weird looks that way.

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Doesn't that require one of those dark coloured range rovers? You know the non-descript colour ones with added bits, so it can found in the car park. :lol:

Now put down the grease, step away from the mirror and get some fitness done.

Looking on the WWW for bits for Xmas I can buy for the RR already!!!

Dopey said:

Looking on the WWW for bits for Xmas I can buy for the RR already!!!

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There only one present needed,nano

MSV for the l322 !

or a lottery win

2.0_hippo said:

MSV for the l322 !

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Na this is better for you Underpigeon xmass Special

Love it !
Lol

Exhausts look...... Lovely :S


Crock of sh!t

Fixed m cruise control and fitted a tow bat and electrics

neo2 said:

Fixed m cruise control and fitted a tow bat and electrics

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What type fruit or blood

defender300td1 said:

What type fruit or blood

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Fitting my new side steps today, got to get the old rivnuts out of the chassis & fit the new ones first (did 2 last night & now minus the skin on my knuckles).

neo2 said:

Fixed m cruise control and fitted a tow bat and electrics

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Rob - great to see that you are having fun accessorising it - but we need some pics!!!

Pete

Today I've learnt that a P38 with working air suspension will lift the front of a suzuki jimny when the tailgating moron parks on top of your towbar.

Wiganerdan said:

Today I've learnt that a P38 with working air suspension will lift the front of a suzuki jimny when the tailgating moron parks on top of your towbar.

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Nice one! My reversing sensors advise I have 1 cm to go just as my towbar hits whatever's behind me.

I did want to put it in high mode and drive off to see if I could really destroy his wufterwagon but the other half wouldn't let me.

You listen to your missis?