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Ugh? You talking about Land Rovers? Yah weirdo!

don't blame me !!!he started it!

I’m a bit confused.
If I’m right Rummy is Dildos girlfriend and his name is Brian Slobs giving her one and so is Sheddy Sheddy actually gave her two and wants some change Marcus is off to Florida to sell Who’sdildo teeshirts rummy isn’t fat at all she’s thin but then inside every thin person there’s a fat person trying to get out and she hasn’t got an imagination creosote on the other hand has but who is he/she and slobs got a new avatar thing ay waffer theen mint sir is Dildo still running for president and Labiarat is selling his freelander just as soon as he puts the doors back on Minge is missing him and someone is selling something out of wacky races on Ebay.
Is that about the jist of it?

yeah !! i found out what the freelander is trying to be

GRUNT said:

ay waffer theen mint sir

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nah! **** off i'm full

i'm not a bird.... i dont get it.

we know you don't.. best you ditch dildo

slob said:

derv or petrol?

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derv

why should I ditch him? And hey i'm going to work, i'll talk to you guys later.

cos yer not getting it!!

i think you should keep him, you reflect each others intelligence, do you bag **** too?

webby said:

derv

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so what you is saying is that you drove through somewater. then about 1 1/2 hours later it died. it had water around the battery.you got a jumpstart . then it died again... is this right???
how much later did it died again?
did you have the heater and other leccy stuff on?
is it a freelander?
what does it do when you turn the key??
can i go and stack ma bong??

webby said:

i think you should keep him, you reflect each others intelligence, do you bag **** too?

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what intelligence??? i told you he has a negative iq..
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i was thinking to meself, as you do,
dildo is like one of them slinky springs.......................
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no use for anything but everyone like to throw it down stairs

well, the second time he went to turn on the lights and it died, nothing happened when he turned the key, one or twice it made a light clicking sound, not its not a freewheeler, yes you may.

righty ho!! so if it has to da wit de water we can rule out ign
so that leaves not a lot. if it was the battery getting wet that caused it it would have showed itself when the battery got wet not 1 1/2 hours later.
so as far as i can tell ,from here, its either the alt or the fuel cut off solenoid.
i suspect the alt is soggy and not charging which would explain what you describe..
i prescribe you borrow a hairdryer from one of the freelander 'boys?' and try and dry it wit that. of course you would need to check that indeedy there was no output from the alt first.
i'll assume that it have a fuel cutoff solenoid rather than a stop cable so you might want to look at that aswell.

...but why is the rum gone? said:

i'm not a bird.... i dont get it.

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From this deduce two things.
1) You live in Llanddewi Brefi and Daffyd isnt the only one
2) So does Wearsdildo.

...but why is the rum gone? said:

i'm not a bird.... i dont get it.

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dit dit dit ditty dit dit...newsflash...wheresdildo747's girlfriend isn't a bird!!
so what is she(?) maybe one of them there transversals.. best we don't let nigel ramsbottom find out.................
or is a rummy a drag queen

You guys are kinda mean to me. And no I don't bag "****" too, I'm a waitress. Be nice to me, i'm not being mean to you guys.

slob said:

righty ho!! so if it has to da wit de water we can rule out ign
so that leaves not a lot. if it was the battery getting wet that caused it it would have showed itself when the battery got wet not 1 1/2 hours later.
so as far as i can tell ,from here, its either the alt or the fuel cut off solenoid.
i suspect the alt is soggy and not charging which would explain what you describe..
i prescribe you borrow a hairdryer from one of the freelander 'boys?' and try and dry it wit that. of course you would need to check that indeedy there was no output from the alt first.
i'll assume that it have a fuel cutoff solenoid rather than a stop cable so you might want to look at that aswell.

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i will pass that on! thanks slob

...but why is the rum gone? said:

You guys are kinda mean to me. And no I don't bag "****" too, I'm a waitress. Be nice to me, i'm not being mean to you guys.

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so you serve it and dildo bags it? nice combo