Was this a 'tratter' owner?
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the_wolf
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Davey - yu need to come on more often 
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Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oi Paddy, what ya doing?"
Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."
Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."
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Tarquin Quimm (38) from [SIZE=-1]Great Yarmouth, Norfolk admitted yesterday to an uncontrollable obsession for having sex with cars, particularly Range Rovers. "I don't know what it is about cars" explained Mr. Quimm "but they just do it for me. I think it's the way my dick slides up the exhaust pipe. For me there's nothing I like more than driving out to a remote spot in the countryside, dressing up in my favourite women's underwear, greasing my dick with axle grease and giving my car a good seeing to" [/SIZE]
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there is definitely something wrong with him ,one day he might do it when the engine is red hot and also the exhaust ,there is nothing like hoping.
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I once did a princess up the rear, but I burnt me dick on the exhaust !
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