vedgey gaylander

ming said:

aint got a pound Della so gonna use the wifes knickers. . .

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don't think the chip fat will get through the **** stains mate

yella disco said:

don't think the chip fat will get through the **** stains mate

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Mrs MING is very clean lady and always changes her thunders after three skidders,so there. . .

Wots She doin with her other hand in yer Avitar?

mondo said:

Wots She doin with her other hand in yer Avitar?

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Massargin ma farmer giles. . .

ming said:

Ok now on 20% running fine ,Mrs Ming thinks I'm completely bonkers ,the chippy smell has defiantly kicked in ,all the small earthlings keep asking for a bag, got a Chinese mate who runs a chippy i call him[wunhunglow] he said i can have loads for free[oil that is] so i need ta find out how ta filter it as its old used oil,so if i can do this it will be free,so anyhow will let ya know if i have any problems. . .

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Well still on 20% and runs fine if anything sounds quieter and seems ta run smoother. . .

ming said:

Well still on 20% and runs fine if anything sounds quieter and seems ta run smoother. . .

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Hi Ming!
wonder if the smoother, quieter runnings down to the oil having a lower flash point
But glad its going well

mondo said:

Hi Ming!
wonder if the smoother, quieter runnings down to the oil having a lower flash point
But glad its going well

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Well ya got a good point Mondo but power has not bin effected, I'm gonna keep running like this for another 3 weeks, then I'm gonna change the fuel filter ,and cut the old filter in half to see what crud has bin picked up,and at the same time take out an injector to see if any difference[in colour]. . .

try this ming, should go well with yer smell of chips
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/03072006/80-132/firm-biofuel-catfish-fat.html

Nice one Slob ,i could mix it and ahh fish un chips. . .

but then if mrs ming is with you , you'd already have the fish and chips smell going.

slob said:

but then if mrs ming is with you , you'd already have the fish and chips smell going.

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That fighting talk on earth Ming!
Set the missus on to him

slob said:

but then if mrs ming is with you , you'd already have the fish and chips smell going.

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Bad Slob. . . Mrs Ming smells of roses and sweet primrose on a calm barmy night [slurp parp hic ] then she gets the whip out. . .

would that be to whip up the batter for the fish?

Ok still on 20% and no problems as yet going to fit a fuel filter and heater all in one ready for colder months , let ya know if that is ok in the colder climate , started ta filter chip oil from my chinese chum [won hung low ] got bout 3 gallons of the stuff, used Yellas idea and yes seems ta work ok but as yet not used it,got a freind who's into chemistry and he is going ta see if its down ta 10 micron filterd ,so far so good . . .

So Ming, when you launch your attack on planet Earth with all your war machines be powered by Veggie oil?

Gareth Coe said:

So Ming, when you launch your attack on planet Earth with all your war machines be powered by Veggie oil?

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Iwould never attack you earthlings,only that gay Gordan bloke ,HE,S GOT IT COMING, the nancy ****. . .

ming said:

Iwould never attack you earthlings,

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Thats a relief, you had me worried there Ming, Yer just bin a bit quiet of late, thought yer wer building up stocks for a full scale asault

ming said:

Iwould never attack you earthlings

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He aint got the balls

of course he ain't got no balls! he's got a gaylander

marksurry said:

He aint got the balls

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Igot the balls my fleet is always on alert,just got no truck wiv earthlings[so dont poke the pig]and Mrs Ming thinks landy guys are cute,thats the only thing thats saving your world. . .