Toyota's rule ok

Just thought i would post this to cheer up us Land Rover owners,

A friend of mine work on a farm and the owner has a P38 DSE and the forman has a Toyota Landcruiser, they a both 2 years old, faults so far.

P38 EAS,
Driver and passenger door locks
Front diff knackerd.
Transfer box
2 wheel bearings.
Waterpump
Rear tail gate would not open
U J in rear propshaft
Blend motors.

Land Cruiser.
Brake light bulb
Starting motor.
Eeeerrrrr that all

2 Year Old P38 eh? Must be new old stock or something

That's EXACTLY where Toyota are gettibf it WRONG!
They are selling cars.....
LAND-ROVER are selling a WAY of LIFE!
All those little 'foibles' are there so that you have plenty of opportunity to get to know the blokes at your local dealers, independent Landy Garage; motorfactors, or get on 1st name terms with the people at Paddocks; join internet Forums to discuss 'problems', and organise meets to fix them, as well as go out and have a laugh at Billy-No-Mates Toyota driver, ambling past on his own in the Hi-Lux, while we all gather around and compare notes on the condition of water-pumps...........

i for one would not swap my p38 for all its problems, for any jap. and yes i have had one

Cossie David said:

Just thought i would post this to cheer up us Land Rover owners,

A friend of mine work on a farm and the owner has a P38 DSE and the forman has a Toyota Landcruiser, they a both 2 years old, faults so far.

P38 EAS,
Driver and passenger door locks
Front diff knackerd.
Transfer box
2 wheel bearings.
Waterpump
Rear tail gate would not open
U J in rear propshaft
Blend motors.

Land Cruiser.
Brake light bulb
Starting motor.
Eeeerrrrr that all

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p38 dse,only two years old,I DONT THINK SOOOO.:doh:

gemsdad said:

p38 dse,only two years old,I DONT THINK SOOOO.:doh:

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Yea sorry, i must have had a land rover moment, its the later model L22 , the one that looks like it had a Halfords conversion on the rear lights.

But i do agree i would never swap my 10 year old P38

Cossie David said:

Yea sorry, i must have had a land rover moment, its the later model L22 , the one that looks like it had a Halfords conversion on the rear lights.

But i do agree i would never swap my 10 year old P38

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what model is that L22

big-al-cove said:

what model is that L22

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Its a new model not yet been on show to the public,it was going to be displayed at the NEC today but it broke down on the M6 , the RAC came out to pick it up but could not open the door becuse the key fob would not work, when they did load it on the truck the EAS ****ed up putting it on the bump stops, when they tried to unload it the electric hand brake would not release. L332 L332 L332 L332 L332

Cossie David said:

Its a new model not yet been on show to the public,it was going to be displayed at the NEC today but it broke down on the M6 , the RAC came out to pick it up but could not open the door becuse the key fob would not work, when they did load it on the truck the EAS ****ed up putting it on the bump stops, when they tried to unload it the electric hand brake would not release. L332 L332 L332 L332 L332

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so far its been a 2 year old P38 then a L22 now its a new model not yet on show to the puplic L332

L322 ??????

sure it wunt a Velar?

oil dripper said:

sure it wunt a Velar?

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Wunt ? Velar, I would not know the guy if i fell over him.

Velar , oh yea i know, thats the one with 3 wheels ain it.

Aint it ? it must be catching.