Too robust and aggressive

gymmaniac said:

Damn, someone beat me to it.

I always thought "You are my crumple zone", "my brakes are 30 years old" type stickers were a good way to suggest people should maintain a good braking distance (and not cut me up!).

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Totally agree

Saw a sticker once "Vehicle insured by Mafia-mate.com, you toucha this car, we terminate yours" summat like that anyway.

I don't need a bumper sticker to warn people off, just the look of my old landy is enough to make them keep clear. Although, having said that, I had to stop on a hill recently, in a line of traffic, quite a steep hill, and the plonker behind got as close as possible. I let Compo roll back a couple of inches before I pulled away, the plonker kept a better distance after that.

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Rubberknees said:

Once saw a sticker on an old defender 'My crumple zone is your car' doesn't that count

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I have a 1967 Volvo 122 which has the exact same safety feature. Always worked for me.

frog hopper said:

Saw a sticker once "Vehicle insured by Mafia-mate.com, you toucha this car, we terminate yours" summat like that anyway.

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Bought it for my stepmother: "insured by the Mafia. You hit me, we hit you!".