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Whilst answering another thread thought i would have a laugh by suggesting fitting a power chip then to reduce the fuel consumption fit a fuel saver. Came across this on Ebay. Take a look and let me have your thoughts.

NEW PARIDIGM PLUG OPTIMIZER+FUEL SAVER.
Ebay item number 140389429936.
Only £75.00 + £12.00 postage.
 
HA HA HA, where do i sign up....i got two cigerette lighter sockets..if i buy two will it be even better...infact if i get one of those multi cigerette sockets thingys then buy and plug about 8 of them in....will it give me a sub 5 sec 0-60 ? and a 180 mph top end with 50 mpg? Ha Ha love it!!!!!
 
Oh my god!!!!!!!! it sounds like something out of star trek, the website is even more funy PML:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi
 
huntert said:
HA HA HA, where do i sign up....i got two cigerette lighter sockets..if i buy two will it be even better...infact if i get one of those multi cigerette sockets thingys then buy and plug about 8 of them in....will it give me a sub 5 sec 0-60 ? and a 180 mph top end with 50 mpg? Ha Ha love it!!!!!
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that would be very dangerous as:

Some snake oil selling Spanish 'erbert said:
and 'temporarily cuts' the earth's magnetic field causing an 'empty zone'
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Chances are you would permanently disrupt the Earths "magnetic field" - have you never heard of the Large Hadron Collider ffs? :alien:
 
mikey!!!! said:
us brits aint that stupid enough to buy that crap are we??????
its amazing the amount of sh*te you find on ebay, lol
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I would certainly hope not. You would be a lot better off with the fuel molicule straightening magnets at £4.95. At least when you find out it's totally bloody useless for what you bought it for, you could use it as a fridge magnet or even for picking up spilled nuts and bolts.
 
Datatek said:
After today's performance, someone should send a couple to Mclaren:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi
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Hi Data, just looked at this tossers feedback. Would you believe he as actually sold one of these to someone in the UK. Beggers belief.

By the way the Ities will have cheated like they did when Masa won championship. Moving floor remember. No penalty but Mcclaren got find zillions for bubbling them. Because they should not have known about it.
 
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wammers said:
By the way the Ities will have cheated like they did when Masa won championship. Moving floor remember. No penalty but Mcclaren got find zillions for bubbling them. Because they should not have known about it.
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If Masa has won the championship, it's news to him and news to me:D

Alonso seems to be the one who attracts the most speculation about his actions.
 
Datatek said:
If Masa has won the championship, it's news to him and news to me:D

Alonso seems to be the one who attracts the most speculation about his actions.
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Yeah your right it was the finnish guy. Can't spell his name Kimi Rackofribs or summat like that. Never the less Ities won in Australia with an illegal car. No diqualification. No penalty. Just not'a to do'a datagain'a. Yet McClaren because they knew about it and reported them to FIA got a fine and all constructors point deducted. The flexible floor was a design feature and not accidental as Ferrari claimed. It was designed to give maximum downforce at low speed and to deflect at high speed to make it slicker up the straights. Cheating. They would not have won championship without those points. Hamilton would have won.
 
wammers said:
Whilst answering another thread thought i would have a laugh by suggesting fitting a power chip then to reduce the fuel consumption fit a fuel saver. Came across this on Ebay. Take a look and let me have your thoughts.

NEW PARIDIGM PLUG OPTIMIZER+FUEL SAVER.
Ebay item number 140389429936.
Only £75.00 + £12.00 postage.
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Designed and dreamt up by, wait for it Mr KORN (you have been) from Thailand, they are renowned for their outstanding technology, NOT!!:doh:
 
wammers said:
Hi Data, just looked at this tossers feedback. Would you believe he as actually sold one of these to someone in the UK. Beggers belief.

By the way the Ities will have cheated like they did when Masa won championship. Moving floor remember. No penalty but Mcclaren got find zillions for bubbling them. Because they should not have known about it.
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You guys should take the mickey I bought it for dad!!! There was no mention on the packaging what would happen if someone in the car had a metal plate in his head!! (From the war) Now every time he starts his car he ****es his pants and can't remember his name for the next 3 days!!! I asked for my money back but he just made out he didn't speaka da englaze!!!:confused:
 
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