Thieving Gob****es

Some low life piece of badger **** came on to my driveway last night and removed the rear safari style light protectors from the rear lights and the front ones from the headlamps, of my Disco 11. They were the genuine LR ones. The front ones need some sort of allen key so they clearly came prepared.

May you die screaming in agony you bstard.

Any one have any they wish to sell, especially the front ones because I have been left with the little sticking out bits that they were screwed in to and the only alternative is to remove them and fit some sort of blanking gromet.

yeah - funnily enuf a erm "found" a set last nite. I was out walkin. Fell over my Allen ket set and when i woke up - there was a set in my 'and.

My mate sez yu are "Badgerist" - wots wrong wiv horse ****?









hope yu get summat soon

Yer know what u mean some scum bag of an asshole tried to nick my disco 1 alloy wheels twice in 2 weeks good job i had locking wheel nuts.What a tit

fukrs...bait em & catch em, there confident now....then torchr the cnt, for the rest of there life!!

mmmmmmmmmm coool..

Been to warn the lad with the TD4 Rangie just across the road from me. He was searching for his baseball bat when I left. Wouldn't expect some one to be mooching around with the correct Allen Key unless they were shopping to order.

The law should state any 1 stealing any item off a land rover or the land rover its self should be shot on site if another land rover owner see a scum bag trying to steal a land rover they should shot on site. HARSH I DON'T THINK SO.(they will only do it once)

AAArrggg ah'm dying and it fooking hurts aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh anyone wanna buy a set of light guards before I pop off

NOT FUNNY(will u take a £50)

19bunny77 said:

NOT FUNNY(will u take a £50)

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Yer stick in an envelope & post to
Redhand Pikey
Post Restante
the Post Office
Austhorpe Road
Leeds
W Yorks.

Soon as the cash arrives I'll post the light guards to ya.

money in the post could you c if dave has a light bar to

Aye it were the headlamps I were after anyway.

Nice canine alarm system you got there Redhand, bet you don't have problems with tea leaves round your gaff.

Rob

RobCSH said:

Nice canine alarm system you got there Redhand, bet you don't have problems with tea leaves round your gaff.

Rob

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I've not got him anymore but never had a problem when I did. He was one of those that didn't bark. Low pitched growl was the 1st warning ya got that all was not well.

What breed was he , looks like a rotty.
By the way I was only joking about that bird being me Ma.

badadj said:

What breed was he , looks like a rotty.

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He was a rotty. Belonged to a builder in the next village to me when I lived in Wales. was a family pet but he wanted him to be a guard dog and he was too soft. So he got rid of and I ended up with him

By the way I was only joking about that bird being me Ma.

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Noo get away. the family resemblance is astounding

No her tits are bigger and she's got more hair than me.

We had a Doberman when I was a lad, soft as ****e, used to be partial to a pint of bitter... also used to moan all night when I was posted away, drove my folks mad.
Unfortunatley, he was good at Steve McQueen impressions and kept doing the great escape and the stupid bugger got himself run over.

My lad's driving me mad for a dog now, but I don't think the wifes cat would like it too much...

Rob

Redhand
I have a rotty cross with a labrador and he does the really low growl thing, gets me some funny looks sometimes when other dogs and their owners come over, he is very protective of our other dog so when another mutt pesters my bitch staffy he starts with the deep growl which you cant hear, it just vibes up his lead, thats when i know its time to go! I am sure most of the other owners must just think i am an unsociable bastid.

Great aren't they though. As soon as I get my life sorted I'll be getting another Rottie.

Forgive me but my sense of humour is at a low ebb. Fingerprint people couldn't take any dabs cos it rained before they got here. Local bobby who I know told me that family of ****heads about 2 miles away had recently acquired a Disco 11 and since then several local Disco's had lost an assortment of bits. Of course the family are scousers and all think they are Curtis Warren.