little nay
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Treworgey 90 said:
oh i say, i be in the wrong county!
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oh i say, i be in the wrong county!
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i fort the Cornish woz pixies?
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,ah !! you're thinking of pansies
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The Mad Hat Man said:
i'm well upset now you have shattered my image of the strong cornish chappie!
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Keep the faith Nay - they're just jealous
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no i'm not - i'm British
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An English researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging First of all he visits a Cornish farmer.
"So, welsh farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my rubber boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That’s very interesting, replies the researcher and he leaves the welsh farmer." Then he meets a Midlands Farmer. "So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my rubber boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That’s very interesting," replies the researcher. "That’s how they do it in wales too." And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from cornwall. "So, cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my rubber boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders." "Over your shoulders?" replies the researcher. "Don’t you put them over a wall like everyone else?" "What? says the farmer. And miss out on the kissin?
"So, welsh farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my rubber boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That’s very interesting, replies the researcher and he leaves the welsh farmer." Then he meets a Midlands Farmer. "So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my rubber boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That’s very interesting," replies the researcher. "That’s how they do it in wales too." And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from cornwall. "So, cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my rubber boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders." "Over your shoulders?" replies the researcher. "Don’t you put them over a wall like everyone else?" "What? says the farmer. And miss out on the kissin?
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that musta tekin ages - typin that lot.
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oh! it does
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Treworgey 90 said:
i have faith and cider! oooh and a pole, and a landy!
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I got a hang over and a landy I'm glad I aint got a cider right now! or a pole for that matter!
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well, i not got a hang over (a over hang at the back of the landy may be) but i have me cider and treworgey loves me spinnin the pole. keeps him amused for hours!
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I was playin the didge in a pub last night I spose that could count as a pole!!
PLEASE no more talk of alcahol just yet!!! Not fealing good!!!
PLEASE no more talk of alcahol just yet!!! Not fealing good!!!
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yu tart!
yippee
yippee
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Time for hair of doggie!! It's beer o'clock
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hey hey, pint of magner and a wkd chaser and as for me being a tart, you luv it! i will have you know it was not my idea to open a 24hr pub and put me in charge of the pole dancin tarts but as i have been given that responsability i will have to take it!
i will have you know it was not my idea to open a 24hr pub and put me in charge of the pole dancin tarts but as i have been given that responsability i will have to take it!
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fairy snuff - its the best offer so far
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I in't gonna complain niether!
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The Mad Hat Man said:fairy snuff - its the best offer so far
good man! now go to the bar and get the beers in. i bought a whole swimming pool of cider the other night and ming wore his bl**dy wellies. not pleasent!
AND slob has started pimping me. tell you wot guys, i not had so much fun in years!
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yu learnin - Minge nevva pays & Mondeo aint much betta
