the zone inn(open all day)

I wasn't farting in your general direction Stu, it just sort of slipped out

Hmmm, reminds me of a scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Having been in the army for a few years I should say I'm quite used to it also!!!!! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART- oops sorry.

I need a few beers to settle the blood pressure cos I just spent about £200 quid on accessories. I'm still swetin!!!

I'm glad I didn't spend a shed load of money on mine last month due to the change in current circumstances. I was gonne get a suede OMP Trecenta steering wheel, some new seats from the scrappers, Rebel4x4 light guards and some new wheels and tyres. Bloody good job I didn't, I'd be sweating like gary Glitter in a nursery

Bit foggy in here - bye chaps I'm off for the Oust

'am, eggnchips twice plse barperson.

i 'ere they got sum good spitroast darn at the Gaylander tonite.Sumfink abart "everyfink must go"

To make up for the gaylanders that don't go

DIDGERIDOOSTU said:

I need a few beers to settle the blood pressure cos I just spent about £200 quid on accessories. I'm still swetin!!!

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Not bought much then

Side protection sills, replacement steering guard, Hiclone, w/p seat covers, mat set, coopers oil filter and diff guard. It's broken my piggy bank.

Cant believe the pubs this empty on a friday evening, i'll have a pint of diff oil, and a millers additive chaser

Not wantin to cause offence, n it moit b da drenk talkin' but is there any reason woi restgom got 'is name?? I mean it sounds like rectum??

Well me ole mate, it's just Mogtser backwards



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Ohh ! that explains it !!

Have no fear Pigpens here'
all tanked up and loaded with beer.

What defek yoou lookin at....hic aaahhh whhoo pu put a mirror upin eere!!!!

Have you made yafekin mind up yet

yep I've made me mind up I'm keepin em both or gettin rid of one or both...oh I don't friggin know...I'm gonna buy a freckin horse...then I'll have two naggs...

Seen it, two naggs for sister sarah, clint gibson , or was it mel eastwood.

Somone leave a note fur yeller the condom machines empty in there someones bin sick in the sink, the crappers full an theres honey glaze nuts in the urinal!!!!!!!

i wundered where i left them - do they still taste ok?