the zone inn(open all day)

What pints or is it 4 posts!!

evenin landlord bottle of bud please and a yard of ale please fur the missus shes drivin.

Wot language would that be then

Dunno, he's sober I can't understand 'im <hic>

Ooh, guess what the next new thread is going to about

Now your a big boy, congrats

It's a pub! Well I have a sad tale to tell boys and girls.

I'm 40 this month and me mum asks us what do I want for me birthday so I says: "pint of Hobgoblin please" - no actually I says: "an off-roading course, there's one in Durham." and she says: "what a stupid present (aaagrgh) think of something else." I'll end up with a flippin necklace or something now.....sob!

Daisy

Tell her you want a rubber mat for ya 90

Rubber! Beats carpets any day!

Ah well, time for the off - good place this. I'll pop in tomorrow

bit quiet in here aint it, i spose everyone is in the gay bar

oo you like rubber then?

who me

Ey!! nowt wrong wiv rubber lads!! ere aren't most of yer pants n mattresses made outta that yet?? (DUCK)

Service please...

feckin self service in here maniac it aint like in the poofy gay bar

Eeeh !! be patient young discomania, what takes yer fancy tonight then - pint of Bent Beak? Ferrets Bum? or whats about some Nuns Knickers??

oi page one, i'm at what they call the inbetween stage meself, too old fer nappies too young fer the incontinence pants if yer catch me drift

Just some cheap domestic beer for the missus here and a pint of Diff-oil.

OOH!! caught yer drift alright Yella, you sure you don't want any of them rubber pants?? tee hee

not just yet ffs