the zone inn(open all day)

oi hard, you lookin at my bird

The words catchin! this is the inn place to be. I'll be a regular. Can me dog 'Axle' come in??

aye he's more than welcome, we aint fussy in here

Hmmm, got any pork scratchings, or are we gonna have to nick one of Grunts beasts and spit roast it? Well, then we can cook it afterwards...

just peel yer own off the spit roaster, mind yer fingers tho, he's still hot

ffs don't tell grunt, this three legger was his favorite

A pint of guiness for me and a bowl of guiness for Axle then. hair of the dog - so too speak!

kinell stu, he nearly had me hand off

PORK SCRATCHINGs..........................AAArrrrrgggggggh

yella disco said:

pint is it hard

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PINT! a fooking measly PINT! al hiv a fookin bucket full and you'd better fill it to tit top ......and i don't want none of yer poncey beer! gees a bucket of rubbin alcohol

steady piggy i told yer they wer ot

here ya go hard me ol' mate, this is the stuff fer you

He'll calm down after his third. "Axle, sit" shush up on the techy stuff no one mension axle stands.

right boys, i'm off oot fer a bit, i'll leave you in charge then hard

Cheers lads but the toolbox beckons, see ya later.

Agh ****e I may as well have stayed at the bloody gaybar.

Right, gonna do some work fer a bit before the boss gets ****ed orf with me. Back at lunchtime fer a sherbert or 3

keep feckin postin fellas we cant have that poofy gay bar beating a good ol' tractor boys boozer

if your fookin orf am gonna turn this place into a night club wiff pole and lap dances... might even get some germans aswell.. i'll stick a couple of private booths in. an any drugs will have to be bought through bob. and, and we'll get some scrutocks ole scrot. real beer 55% proof. now fook orf while i get the builders in

Right, done me 5 minutes work fer this morning. Got any playing cards Yella?

Right then, who fancies a bit of Texas Hold 'em - we don't need chips, got plenty of rusty washers and angle ground bolt heads

Oh, and another Stella while yer at it