the X-***** fred

I think Yello went to Italy this year?
Apparently it was a nice trip. he played a couple of games of bowls on the way back. Now wot woz it he said? Oh yes - he played bowls with Slob - well not actually WITH Slob, yu understand? he played with a bowling ball, or possibly balls, using Slob to knock the skittles down would have given him an unfair advantage dont you think?
Maybe if yu go camping - you cud play bowls? Do yu like bowls? dont use Slob though, but of course yu couldnt, cud yu?
Did I tell yu that Slob is my mate? At least he was my mate - maybe not now, i said my mate - not marmite - i like marmite tho - do you? best on warm toast, dont you think? Do you think Slob likes marmite? shall we ask him?

I like Marmite, yes..........and oddly enuf so do Titus and Herbie, I make them a marmite gravy to go over their t and breakfast.

I've never played bowls..........only been 10 pin bowling. I have a set of metal bowls in my car.........not sure why never played with em??? Seemed like a good idea at the time when I bought em!

Is marmite good for horses - i wud have thort it would have too high a concentration of salt. wot do you give them for breakfast? Not crunchy nuts /I hope - that would be cruel - wouldnt it?
I think the metal ones are for Boules, not Bowls, Yu heard of Boules? - its a game played in a country not far away. Once a long time ago the brits owned load of it - I think thats why it is called Brittany. I think Slob lives close to Brittany. Maybe you could practice playing Boule with yo balls. You never know - it might come in handy - if, purchance yu ever, mistakenly, went to, erm, Normandy, thats it or if yu came across any foreigners in Essex. Yu nevva know - yu work in London. Now london, theres a place full of foreigners. Do yu think they play boules? Do yu think Slob ever comes to London? maybe yu cud play boules with Slob?

marmite and crunchy nut cornflakes?????

Uuurgh!

Hmmmm I've never seen anyone playing Boules in East London...........we had a set in the pub I used to work in. The customers would play in the beer garden.........I never played thou as I was serving behind the bar.

mondo said:

marmite and crunchy nut cornflakes?????

Uuurgh!

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Don't worry I aint ever asking you to breakfast

too right!



i like me bits where they are thanks

I wouldn't dream of touching your bits!

Cat's Eyes said:

The customers would play in the beer garden.........I never played thou as I was serving behind the bar.

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The customers would play in the garden - would that be on the swings? or with each other? I have heard of some funny pubs in London. I am glad you nevva played with the customers - that wouldnt have been very good for trade - wud it? Do yu think they wud play with Marmite soldiers? did I tell yu i like Marmite?

The Mad Hat Man said:

I am glad you nevva played with the customers - that wouldnt have been very good for trade - wud it?

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I said I neva played boules ..............oh and the pub was in Herts not London..........I'm mad but not that mad!!

Crikey gal - yu put it about a bit - dont ya?

Now look wot you done!

yer frightend the lass off now

The Mad Hat Man said:

Crikey gal - yu put it about a bit - dont ya?

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No I don't actually.............Essex is next to Herts.............and I lived in Herts at the time

Ere', if Brittany is called Brittany cos' the Britons were all over it at one time, shouldn't the Middle East be called Americanny in a few years time?

if the yanks get their way - it will be more like "middle earth!"

Ha ha, can see Bush with hairy feet.........wait a minute, that sounds wrong!

Oiy Daft, why have you gone back and edited your posts after I replied to em?? What you up to now?

moi! - i just forgot summat

Hmmm..............yeah rite

I think Cats as got you sussed there floppy!

you upto no good agen?