The Sunday Legal Surgery

oh and i would like to point out to everyone that doesn't know maria is one of my best mates and i won't have her hurt anymore!!

Honeybee said:

oh and i would like to point out to everyone that doesn't know maria is one of my best mates and i won't have her hurt anymore!!

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in that case you'll want to contact han solo fer help

Quote retsgorm [ i would like to thank you all for puttin the last piece of the jigsaw in place for me. ]quote

Glad t" help out rets


Shall we do another just fer you

can i find the corner bits eh! eh! eh! can i ? go ooon!

mondo said:

Glad t" help out rets


Shall we do another just fer you

can i find the corner bits eh! eh! eh! can i ? go ooon!

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Looks like you've already finished it

Damn it

Just one last point to clarify matters......

Yes i am a real solicitor, it has been proven by the professional legal work which my firm has carried out for a number of members of this forum, Including matters as diverse as, personal debt to sueing people for deformation of charictor, as well as county court proceedings and criminal defence work, All carried out by myself in person, charged and invoiced through my firm.

Thankyou All Again

FFS rets one right dont fix.... who knows how many wrongs!

To be honest I don't care what you do for a living. All I want is for you to leave me alone!!! So are you going to or do I still have to watch my back??

It's a simple question.............so hopefully you will be able to answer it in decent manner...........

ere cats, tek that coppers uniform off slowly and i'll watch yer back, come ter think of it, i'll wtch yer front as well

what's the name of this firm you work for? fook! you could just as easily be the messenger/tea boy and get someone in the office to do the legal stuff

retsgom said:

deformation of charictor

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FFS Heidi! Which bit of them was it got deformed? Surely even solicitors need to be able to spell the charges their clients are charged with... don't they?

FFS if your nose grew an inch every time you told a lie you would be able to smell china by now!

Hmmm, judging by the lack of Avatar, I think we can call this case closed...

Bollocks, does this mean our Myrtle will have to take her new hat back?

nah, give it a week or so and he will have fell fer another un

yella disco said:

nah, give it a week or so and he will have fell fer another un

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ah dint think thats the problem, its getting them to fall fer him, thats the stumbling bloke in his love life, that and lying like a badly laid carpet, all twisted and warped

He aint got much going for him, ffs the tide would not take him out!

Lazy Landy said:

He aint got much going for him, ffs the tide would not take him out!

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well he is a highly paid legal genius with a most pretentious law firm so that's a plus

Well who could resist a bloke that lives with his parants!

retsgom said:

sueing people for deformation of charictor,

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If you've got all those letters after yer name & dunt know the difference between deformation and defamation AND dunt even know that a person has a 'character', I can't see you getting a job with the CAB, let alone a feckin law firm!

Ere Catz! Ah think he dus have a motorbike...