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Talk me out of buying a Lightweight you bastids.

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  1. Grippa

    Grippa New Member

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    Oooo, hello.

    It's a bit scary in here! :eek:

    My name is Grippa and almost the whole world has seen my arse.

    I'm bored shiiiiiiiiteless with my Disco and since no-one seems prepared to tell me what size tyres I can fit without modification, I might just offload it.

    Thing is, I aint'ent ever owned a Lightweight and whilst I realise they're usually driven by tubby girls with a penchant for black nail varnish, I think I might want one......as it might attract tubby girls with a penchant for black nail varnish............and a pathological interest in extreme S&M.

    Talk me out of it yer bastids. :D The Lightweight that is, not the S&M. :mooning::mooning::mooning::mooning::mooning:
     
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    why this sounds like the best option for you
    every thing all in one
     
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    errr.... ive been told not to tell peeps what to do. :D
     
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    Grippa New Member

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    Like you ever listened!
     
  5. wiltshire landyman

    wiltshire landyman I’m back

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    lightweights are for girls














































    come to fink of it yes u better get one:p:D
     
  6. Paul D

    Paul D Old, nackered 'n broke, but the Landy is fine . :) LZIR Despatch Agent

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    Lightweights are actually heavy, so if you like the larger sized girl they're pretty damn useful ..
     
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    GINGE Greenlane liker, bobble hat hater Events Planner

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    You can get a shag in a pajero!? :eek: :D
     
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    And they make their arse look fat:D
     
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    Make sure you only iron the inside of the leg so that you quickly gain the two tone look
     
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    They's gone the way of the DoDo only combats or Bk Drs Trs Now. Bk Drs Trs no longer in green they are in No2 Drs khaki brown. with a fawn coloured shirt looks ****e. unless you have got legs like a fookin Giraffe it makes you look like a dwarf :mad:
     
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    I was in during the transition from og lightweights to cs95... Now I believe that's gone and it's something called MTP...
     
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    Multi Terrain Pattern (MTP). Now called PCS Personal Clothing Sytem FFS (For F*@k Sake:mad::D
     
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    Well, so far none o' that has talked me out of it. Just fancy one o' what I haven't owned yet. IIa's are pretty, but I'd feel bad if I bent it..........& fat arsed gothy girls float me boat! :lvkiss-106:
     
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