Spare tools for work?

Gottschalk said:

Same here mate, but its one thing thinking it and quite another admittin it out loud!!!

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Like ah says, fer the mrs of course not me.
Ah might av no respectacleability burram norra fookin bumbder faggot

Nig said:

I int got any respectacleablity. Shìt I even quite like the gaylanderer 2, fer the mrs of course. Tis like a likkle baby disco

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Is yer fake Freelander caravan a Freelander 1 or 2?

Marmaduke said:

You haven't got the towing capacity to get my lovely discovery to the scrappers

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Yer know that trick they does ont TV where they pull the table cloth quickly out from under the plates ont table...












Ma hippo could do that with yer chassis*

* Need to strengthen yer chassis with some gaffa tape first though

Nig said:

Like ah says, fer the mrs of course not me.
Ah might av no respectacleability burram norra fookin bumbder faggot

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yes yer is

Hippo said:

Is yer fake Freelander caravan a Freelander 1 or 2?

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Its not a fake yer tit its a fookin lunar freelander made to look like a caravan not a faggoty hairdresser car.

Hippo said:

yes yer is

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Only in your wet dreams arse bandit

Nig said:

Its not a fake yer tit its a fookin lunar freelander made to look like a caravan not a faggoty hairdresser car.

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Its a fake Freelander yer wannabe Freelanderer. Bit like yer ped. Not a real bike.

Looks like they've all gone. Not much of a forum raid...

Hippo said:

Looks like they've all gone. Not much of a forum raid...

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I wasn't sure how much deriding you ladies can take, I think a little prod here and there is sufficient to keep you on your toes, and install in you the deep seated reasoning that you feel when you consider a tratter for yerself!!

Gottschalk said:

I wasn't sure how much deriding you ladies can take, I think a little prod here and there is sufficient to keep you on your toes, and install in you the deep seated reasoning that you feel when you consider a tratter for yerself!!

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Does yer seriously think a Freelanderer would sell their Freelander for this:

Hippo said:

Does yer seriously think a Freelanderer would sell their Freelander for this:

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Ermm, well, not one with that accent no.

Those blokes are a special kind of special, I bet if they managed to get themselves behind the wheel of even one of your wimmins little motors they'd manage to make I sound eggsacatly like that poor fender!

Gottschalk said:

Ermm, well, not one with that accent no.

Those blokes are a special kind of special, I bet if they managed to get themselves behind the wheel of even one of your wimmins little motors they'd manage to make I sound eggsacatly like that poor fender!

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Marmaduck will be along to tell us to buy a thinking mans tratter next