Spare tools for work?

Gottschalk said:

Anyone in this ere section got any spare work tools?

My little sis is wanting to do nails and hairdressing etc, and I just thought this is prolly the best little club to come to and ask for such things....

Hairdryers, straighteners, scissors you know, that kind of thing!

Thanks in advance Gaylanderers!

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GrumpyGel said:

You've only been on the forum 7 years, only made just over 1,000 posts, so I'll point you in the right direction....

https://www.landyzone.co.uk/forum/anything-goes.37/

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teddywood1 said:

I will remember this the next time I see either a defender or series broke down on the road and need a tow , I will however go an fetch some petrol for it and of course a box of matches at least it will save them from keeping up welding it.

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Snaggapuss said:

Ah now I understand why your drive so deep into the woods, it's so no one will see yr little secret, yer sis is setting up a hair and nail salon, ( probably in the back of yr defender) so all you rough and tough guys can go and get a manicure with out coming out, and that isn't out of the woods. rofl.

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Snaggapuss said:

lol, don't have time to get into a slanging match, all it would be fun to while away a few hrs, Have a barn to build, but just to enlighten yr neanderthal intelligence (ouch ) when yr little sis is using the rasp I am sending your way (to whittle down the claws at the end of yr paws) oo that rhythms. a manicure is when one delicately (not a word used in your vocabulary -oops sry another big word) trim the nails, (again an explanation is needed here I think, the nails I am discussing here are what us humans have in place of the claws you have, not the iron spikes things you beat down into sheetmetal to weld to your ancient chariots to breath another hopeful day into their sad lives.

seriously got to go do some work on the farm, have a great day

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Gottschalk said:

Can freelanders venture into anything goes without their head gasket exploding?

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GrumpyGel said:

Don't worry, he can't get into much of a slanging match, he has a pig in the back to feed.

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Marmaduke said:

I sold my pig with my tratter

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Snaggapuss said:

lol, don't have time to get into a slanging match, all it would be fun to while away a few hrs, Have a barn to build, but just to enlighten yr neanderthal intelligence (ouch ) when yr little sis is using the rasp I am sending your way (to whittle down the claws at the end of yr paws) oo that rhythms. a manicure is when one delicately (not a word used in your vocabulary -oops sry another big word) trim the nails, (again an explanation is needed here I think, the nails I am discussing here are what us humans have in place of the claws you have, not the iron spikes things you beat down into sheetmetal to weld to your ancient chariots to breath another hopeful day into their sad lives.

seriously got to go do some work on the farm, have a great day

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shocker said:

Hmmm...example of why Mr Al Cohol is not your friend when making forum posts.

(smiley wink etc)

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Gottschalk said:

Traitor!!

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Marmaduke said:

I don't miss it in the slightest View attachment 135414 And why would I, comfier, quieter, faster, roomier and it's got air con. Before you freelander folks go on the defensive I need the towing capacity of a discovery or defender for picking up these things

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Gottschalk said:

So you're a bi-landerer then, half and half??

All joking aside, I'm seriously considering replacing the Mrs car with a disco!

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