Somewhere in the universe...

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Coffeelandy

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There is a place in the universe where everything is equal and perfect. Until now the location of this place has eluded scientists.
Well, I am delighted to announce that I have found it and will gratefully accept my Nobel prize.
It is found in the resting place of my 110 windscreen wipers and where they come to rest. After months of taking the fecking thinks on and off I've finally got them in the perfect position
Science can now rest.
 
Hah, they're fine in the dry .. wait till it rains and they over-run ... or simply give up! ;)
 
Next time they run the Large Hadron Collider there will be a microscopic shift in the universe's gravitational forces which will change the wiper parking position and wipe out all you efforts.................you have been warned.

Plus as PaulD says once it rains you will be stuffed anyway:(
 
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