Sex, driving and anti-virus software

Marcus said:

We're all quite good like that. We take it in turns to tow the Dibnah. Me first, Adz wuz last time. S'Hybrid's turn next!

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its all YOUR fault i got lumbered with a heap o ****e in the first place

The Mad Hat Man said:

its all YOUR fault i got lumbered with a heap o ****e in the first place

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So who's fault wur the hippo then

The Mad Hat Man said:

its all YOUR fault i got lumbered with a heap o ****e in the first place

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Oh yeah, must stop forcing people to buy motors at gunpoint and then forcing their in-laws drive them on the road in four wheel drive with no oil in!

dont YU fookin start.

Think you'll find you started Daft, I just thought I'd clarify a couple of salient points!

Does drivin' yer series in 4 wheel drive on the road break the bearings in the diff then - or is summat else more likely to go first?

The Mad Hat Man said:

dont YU fookin start.

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Dunt gerrall grumpy wi me cos yer cant look after yer tracter prpper

Marcus said:

Think you'll find you started Daft, I just thought I'd clarify a couple of salient points!

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I wuz talkin to that yorkshire mutt

mondo said:

Dunt gerrall grumpy wi me cos yer cant look after yer tracter prpper

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I can look aftyer it - its getin it to work in the fust place thats the prob

Seems I upset a few of the boys.

T'wasn't ever my intent...meant to be humourous

Anyhoo, I've taken the appropriate action and can only offer my sincere apologies to all concerned

Jim_the_Wheels said:

Seems I upset a few of the boys.

T'wasn't ever my intent...meant to be humourous

Anyhoo, I've taken the appropriate action and can only offer my sincere apologies to all concerned

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You dint upset anyone. Don't flatter yerself, takes a bit more than you possess. We're bickering amongst ourselves because we do, because it's fun.

We just also think yer a supercilious, blithering ****.

Adz said:

Does drivin' yer series in 4 wheel drive on the road break the bearings in the diff then - or is summat else more likely to go first?

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S'gonna wind summat up till it breaks. Usually a half shaft, but it's luck of the draw really. Low oil in it is'nt going to help none, but them gears dint look drizabone t'me!

Marcus said:

You dint upset anyone. Don't flatter yerself, takes a bit more than you possess. We're bickering amongst ourselves because we do, because it's fun.

We just also think yer a supercilious, blithering ****.

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soopershilliush? what the fook does that mean?

canucki said:

soopershilliush? what the fook does that mean?

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think of it as macdonalds A **** sir Would you like to go extraLarge with that sir? ooooh Yeesss pllleeeeese. that's supercillious

Thanks Redhand.
See Jim, thats how a forum works. You post a question for advice. And someone replies with something helpful and informative.

canucki said:

soopershilliush? what the fook does that mean?

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Means ****.

fook me!!! he's a **** blithering ****.

anyways ave had it with ball joints, bastid things
..fooking 30mins job ave bin at it fer ferkin hours. all cos ah can't get a nut to fit me noo one. no **** has one within a 30mile radius. bastids!!

Geddit right, 'French bastids'!

ah can get nuts and bolts fer the rest of me jag but not the fooking BJ's. as the dude in the traccta shop sed " ah! vot we ave es a nut qui tres tres tres special, ah tunk you need to gotoo ah engineering atlier, do you wann some garlic et fromage?"

Yeah, that'll be aboot reet. Fkn unhelpful forin bastids.