Jim_the_Wheels
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Sex, driving and anti-virus software
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Pikey
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Prompted by the 'dying RAM' thread, I couldn't resist........
There's an old adage that a bloke would no sooner admit to being bad in bed than being a bad driver.
Dragging this patent peice of nonesense into the 21st Century, I'll add that no one will admit to having crap AV.
There is some serious ****e on the market promoting themselves as the bestest(sic) ever.
Norton, Mcafee and AVG to name but three (oh and in that order of ****eness). There's a simple adage with these three - if you have them on your PC, you're infected.
...and to pre-empt the "I've got (insert ****e AV of choice) and I've never had a problem....how the **** would you know?
So what do you have on your PC then, Oh mighty queen of the nerds.
Pikey
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I fully loaded 12 bore
...and thank you for responding so quickly and making my point so neatly for me
But I didn't tell you what AV I use so how have I made your point?
I asked what you use. It's all very well sitting at your pc and ****ing over the lastest version of find and kill the ****er Antivirus or whatever.
But it doesn't actually achieve anything other than saying Hi everyone I'm a pretentious prick and your all sad ****s.
If you want a reasoned debate get off your ****ing soapbox and post some useful info.
Desiderata
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nicely put, he is definitely an arse.
GRUNT
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Mefinks Jim the welk is a Lord ha-ha, or a fish.
Pikey
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I wouldn't touch a Norton product with yours. mainly cause I can't find an unlock code or keygen that works. so I use AVG cause it's free. oh and F-prot and Spybot S&D.
Desiderata
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Jim you obviously love what you do, but you seem to be completely missing the point.
Forums are about helping people and having a laugh.
To be frank you are just making a complete idiot of yourself you do not appear clever at all. As much as you are trying to be.
Pikey
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I bought my first pc in 1992 it was a Tulip 80286 12mhz with a 20Mb HDD and 640Kb ram and I've owned a pc ever since I have only ever been infected twice once when I borrowed a friends laptop and raided a uni's software (good old file manager and laplink.) and about 4 years ago when my stepson visited me and downloaded some crappy game. All this ****e about virus's runnning rampant and attacking everones pc is aload of bollocks.
Desiderata
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seems our would be clever friend has either fallen asleep or run out of things to say.
GRUNT
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I reckon our friend Jimmy the Whelk bought a tulip and got infected on the first date.
Pikey
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do you think everytime he runs a full scan of his pc and it comes up clean, that he either
A: runs rounds the room shrieking OH YES OH YES then shoots in his pants.
or
B: Gets worried that his invincible anti virus program has been breached and runs another scan.
GRUNT
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Heidi ffs. Get a grip Pikey he's here to wind you up and your fooucking tekin it hook line and chuffin sinfrigginker.
GRUNT
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Fer fook sake this fred is turning into Bernies place.
Pikey
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Feck it and I though I was the one doing the winding up? Are you sure I haven't upset him even a little bit????
GRUNT
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Nah he's just gone to ease his thong.
Pikey
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probably checking it for virus's
Desiderata
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goodnight folk.
GRUNT
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Tar rar.
Pikey
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Sleep tight and don't let the bugs bite. (get the feckers with Norton 2007)
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ere, if norton and all them others are as bad as jim the **** says, how come they are selling so many copies and why are they still in business. shirley if they was crap no **** would buy them and they'd go bust?
but what would i know i'm just dosey bollocks. and why has he not sed what he uses.?
. he's probelly got a cream from the doctor for his own virus and rubs it lovingly into his hard drive every night
but what would i know i'm just dosey bollocks. and why has he not sed what he uses.?
. he's probelly got a cream from the doctor for his own virus and rubs it lovingly into his hard drive every night
