P38A Rio Ferdinand's P38

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I have a great Rio Ferdinand story about the time I took part of the England team to Buckingham palace and he met the queen.... but its too long to tell here
 
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Charles and Diana were driving down one of the back roads from Windsor castle when they were stopped by two men who demanded money. Charles said we're royalty, we never carry money. Give us your jewellery they demanded from Diana. I'm not wearing any she replied frustrated the men drove off in the car. Charles said,darling I'm sure you were wearing your rings this morning. I was but when I had a chance I removed them, put them down my pants, and secreted them inside me she coyly answered. Mm,, said Charles, pity Aunty Margaret wasn't with us we could have saved the Range Rover.:eek:
 
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