Range Rover Sport stolen in Chelmsford - Thurs AM

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me !

i wuz just trying to assist her getting a new baby seat seeing as it appeared to feature quite highly in her list of what'd been stolen ;)

ahem ahem ........

My car has been stolen, does that seem funny to you?

Somebody else, a bloke obviously way more serious than I, posted that his dad's car had been stolen in Essex on the same day but he didn't get any simpleton replies from you did he?!
 
can children get mail order brides now then?

my nephews gonna think i'm sooo cool when his birthday comes round:D
 
Go and get some fresh air, you've obviously been staring at the screen too long waiting for your mail order bride. ****.
Yep been in the office since 8, bored off me arse. Mail order bride?Why would i want another doris, ones torture enough.
 
sorry Kitty, but you aint gonna get much sympathy on here.
Range Rover Sports tend to be regarded as not propper Land Rovers, rather Chav Mobiles, driven by people with more money than sense and the only off-road action they see is the kerb outside Tarquin's private school.
 
sorry Kitty, but you aint gonna get much sympathy on here.
Range Rover Sports tend to be regarded as not propper Land Rovers, rather Chav Mobiles, driven by people with more money than sense and the only off-road action they see is the kerb outside Tarquin's private school.
Im full of sympathy but cant help.My first post is fact.Recon thats in a container to tilbury on to the continent.
 
sorry Kitty, but you aint gonna get much sympathy on here.
Range Rover Sports tend to be regarded as not propper Land Rovers, rather Chav Mobiles, driven by people with more money than sense and the only off-road action they see is the kerb outside Tarquin's private school.

Right ok, so because I don't 'off-road' in my car then I'm a chav who probably deserves to have their car stolen? Still doesn't explain the rather more sympathetic comments on another very similar post from Dan re his dad's stolen car and actually the reason I registered and posted on here was because if you type 'stolen range rover sport' in google this is the first website that comes up with that actual post from Dan.

You're almost as bad as the fcukers that stole it. Nobody deserves to have their car stolen, whatever you may think of their financial status. I do not have more money than sense, I got a very good deal on the car - I'm also an adult and the need to drive around in the mud and slap my fellow oxygen burglars on the back whilst covered in $hit rather low on my list of 'fun things to do at the weekend'.

What absolute gems you 'off-roaders' have shown yourself to be, it's been a pleasure.

Bore off.
 
Right ok, so because I don't 'off-road' in my car then I'm a chav who probably deserves to have their car stolen? Still doesn't explain the rather more sympathetic comments on another very similar post from Dan re his dad's stolen car and actually the reason I registered and posted on here was because if you type 'stolen range rover sport' in google this is the first website that comes up with that actual post from Dan.

You're almost as bad as the fcukers that stole it. Nobody deserves to have their car stolen, whatever you may think of their financial status. I do not have more money than sense, I got a very good deal on the car - I'm also an adult and the need to drive around in the mud and slap my fellow oxygen burglars on the back whilst covered in $hit rather low on my list of 'fun things to do at the weekend'.

What absolute gems you 'off-roaders' have shown yourself to be, it's been a pleasure.

Bore off.
Cor you do half go on.
Take it they aint found ya mota and ranting on here makes ya feel bett
 
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