New Motor On Order !!!!!

JohnF said:

If its fancy and shiny and someone in a shiny suit says its great then we all want one, and when we can't because we have not the dosh then we try and ridicle.
Hmm Who would refuse a sport then if it where on offer and really cheap?????

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have you ever considered glasses to widen your view and correct your sight problem

slob said:

have you ever considered glasses to widen your view and correct your sight problem

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Wuz gonna let him off fer that, but now you come t'mention it: if it's fancy & it's shiny & anyone in a shiny suit says it's great it would be enough reason fer me not to want it and to suddenly sense an overwhelming desire to kick said shiny suit wearer square in the bollox.

Marcus said:

AAAAAND, Im not knocking Rets fer his choice neither (much), just glad he didn't get a Micra on steroids in the end.

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Simple truth is that when i attend court i walk there, Its not very nice turning up to eviction hearings in a 60k motor

Also, my new motor will be the second cheapest vehicle out of the 9 we have on lease,

and to think, when i left school i had a choice of 2 courses to take.
lawyer or mechanic.
you only get one guess as to which one, this numpty, chose.

As it says in The Godfather " A lawyer with a briefcase can steal a lot more than a hood with a sawn-off"

Jesus H. Took ages to read all that mumpty stuff. So, m'lord, what was wrong with the Disco 3 in the first place?

(Oh, and can someone send me some blooming Yorkshire Tea as only get PG Tips ere! Ta)

nomadafrik said:

Jesus H. Took ages to read all that mumpty stuff. So, m'lord, what was wrong with the Disco 3 in the first place?

(Oh, and can someone send me some blooming Yorkshire Tea as only get PG Tips ere! Ta)

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Lifes too short to tell you in full !!!!!

Put simply, There a bag of electronic crap, They breakdown "A LOT" !!!!!

Same ol' story, eh? Shame. Hoping they might be starting to learn how to make modern cars... ah well

PS. Where the ell is Dronfield?

nomadafrik said:

PS. Where the ell is Dronfield?

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Its on the Derbyshire / South Yorkshire border.

Gor, wish I'd adn't asked. did a Google search. Bet London has less hits. Do fancy a Tandoori now though. Not popping down the Samad or Kismet by any chance tonight? Send us a photo if you do

Not far from where we where then. Hepworth... lovely part of the world

nomadafrik said:

Gor, wish I'd adn't asked. did a Google search. Bet London has less hits. Do fancy a Tandoori now though. Not popping down the Samad or Kismet by any chance tonight? Send us a photo if you do

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The Kismet is only 500yds away from my place, Its the best Tandoori for miles !!!!!

Even though I've just had bangers and mash (and very nice too), could still murder a good curry. Don't really get them here! Chinese OK, sushi even, but currys are so so. Shame

retsgom said:

The Kismet is only 500yds away from my place, Its the best Tandoori for miles !!!!!

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what! you got an indian restaruant at the bottom of yur garden?

where did i go wrong ffs.