New Motor On Order !!!!!

yella disco said:

ffs yer cant blame marcus, he was up to his elbows in that green baby ****

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thats no way to talk about ming!

Oh aye erm. It want Me wot did it, it wuz Ormus it's always Ormus an he blames me an I get into bovver.

ees not even here

ffs grunt there aint many left, how about daft or mondo, hey i know try cats, she dint come on till a mornin, yer should get away with that one fer a few hours

I've been pricin parts fer t'109 and t the range rover and now i is goin. Later one and all.

Oh and it's just the lace cushions on the parcel shelf that are embroinerd.

Cheers, Nick.

You're all a set of bullies ganging up on me in my moment of weakness.

See it wont me. Tell em it wont me trainy.

ere train, can i ave a quarter of hash before yer fook orf

aye and the gold plate on yer windows

njh said:

What price do the new RR's retail at now. (just out of interest)?

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According to 'Fleet News' they cost £61,000 and running costs, over 3 years and 60k miles (excluding insurance and finance charges) are £51,000.
Kin ell!!

no wonder solicitors charge so much

Sad thing wuz Yella, you wuz right. Right, green **** sorted! now, where's da dealer gon?

Sorted!

If you've got the green S$*@ sorted you wont be needing a dealer, I have to go cus i need to polish my rocker covers.
Interestingly i spoke to a bloke in the back end of last year whilst on the beach in my 38 and he had just got rid of his p38 for a rr sport. He said that it was the worst thing he did as it was put together like it was from MFI, his words not mine.

Cheers, Nick.

Treworgey 90 said:

According to 'Fleet News' they cost £61,000 and running costs, over 3 years and 60k miles (excluding insurance and finance charges) are £51,000.
Kin ell!!

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Thats why we lease them for £660pcm and not buy them !!!!!

im gonna smile an even bigger smile next time i see one.
ill be thinkin, for your 2 months lease payments, ive bought my disco and nearly run it for 12 months!

retsgom said:

Thats why we lease them for £660pcm and not buy them !!!!!

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kinell i pay less than that fer my house

If its fancy and shiny and someone in a shiny suit says its great then we all want one, and when we can't because we have not the dosh then we try and ridicle.
Hmm Who would refuse a sport then if it where on offer and really cheap?????

ormus said:

im gonna smile an even bigger smile next time i see one.
ill be thinkin, for your 2 months lease payments, ive bought my disco and nearly run it for 12 months!

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Yeah But, I dont pay for it !!!!!

I dont care how much it costs or how much i could pick a tidy Disco up for, The simple truth is this, I drove around in crappy old cars for years and had all the grief of getting it serviced or taxed or repaired, All i do now is just drive it into the dealers, sign a bit of paper and they fix it, No ringin paddocks up to order bits or worrying about the bill, its all included and to top it all i get a new motor every 2 years.

If Land Rover did a Defender 90 for 50 quid a month then lots of people would have one, sad fact is there aint such an offer going.

JohnF said:

If its fancy and shiny and someone in a shiny suit says its great then we all want one, and when we can't because we have not the dosh then we try and ridicle.
Hmm Who would refuse a sport then if it where on offer and really cheap?????

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Sorry John, but truly? I would.

I just wouldn't want to drive one about. It all depends what your transport means to you. Mine makes me smile every time I drive it. If I was given a RR sport, free, gratis & someone paid the running costs it would have to have blacked out windows to hide my embarassment at ****ting around in such an ostentatious motor.

It either is or isn't your bag.

Now, can I pour scorn and derision on those who choose them now please?

AAAAAND, Im not knocking Rets fer his choice neither (much), just glad he didn't get a Micra on steroids in the end.