**New** freelander recovery unit.....

GRATCH said:

Oh dear. Another afronted poofta mincing off in a huff

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Wow, that's a massively heterosexual dig! Doesn't look like queenly bitching at all. Ahem.

whythehellnot? said:

er...great. Maybe you can now come up with some tips for the repair of my sides after splitting them laughing at your witticism.

Discoveries are rustbuckets

Defenders are like ancient tractors

Range Rovers are poncey

Freelanders break down all the time

Funny, eh?

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fookin hilarious yer tit

Series71 said:

fookin hilarious yer tit

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You jeep wannabe tit.
Your just too hetro to be seen near a freelander.

OldIrishWulf said:

You jeep wannabe tit.
Your just too hetro to be seen near a freelander.

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read my posts yer tit

dazjam said:

Wow, that's a massively heterosexual dig! Doesn't look like queenly bitching at all. Ahem.

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I'm flattered. You just spent 2.1/2 hours on photoshop just for me.
(Bit worried about you having a dolly that looks like me though)

Ah, twas a pleasure and it took about 2 minutes! The Gratch doll is very "accomodating" if you know what I mean! It can repeat all your catchphrases but I like "Oooh... that's a big...engine, whoopsee!" the best

I suppose you gotta get yer kicks somehow now ya banned from buying hamsters. Is the wand in the right place to tittilate yer p-spot?

Series71 said:

read my posts yer tit

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Why ?

GRATCH said:

I suppose you gotta get yer kicks somehow now ya banned from buying hamsters. Is the wand in the right place to tittilate yer p-spot?

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You want to what my what with your what?

PERVERT!

(yes )

PS Those slingbacks you lent me are too tight. See you down the Sausage and Ferret next weekend honeybuns

dazjam said:

You want to what my what with your what?

PERVERT!

(yes )

PS Those slingbacks you lent me are too tight. See you down the Sausage and Ferret next weekend honeybuns

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I have no idea what you're on about now. Are you trying to chat me up?

GRATCH said:

I have no idea what you're on about now. Are you trying to chat me up?

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I think you do but no, you're just too uptight! (And male)

LOL

I had a friend who's Land Rover Discovery didn’t leak oil?

He took it back to the dealership and their mechanics worked on it until it did.

Also

A body engineer from Land Rover that works on Discoveries goes on an exchange visit to Toyota in Japan and watches the engineers developing the latest Land Cruiser bodyshell. He notices that on the workbench they have a cat in a small cage and he asks what it's for. The Japanese engineer tells him when they have finished a Land Cruiser they lock a cat in it and go home. If the cat is dead when they return in the morning they know the shutlines on the doors are up to their high standards.

The Land Rover Discovery guy likes this idea and when he gets back to Solihull he takes a cat to work and locks it in a Discovery and goes home for the night.

When he returns in the morning the cat is gone.


Boom Boom.

Realist said:

LOL

I had a friend who's Land Rover Discovery didn’t leak oil?

He took it back to the dealership and their mechanics worked on it until it did.

Boom Boom.

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Bet it still worked tho

dazjam said:

I think you do but no, you're just too uptight! (And male)

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No honestly, you started talkin wimmins things (slingbags- is that them handbags worn slung over a shoulder) and I automatically de-focus from the conversation. And pointing out "And male" was an after-thought to try to divert attention from you being a phoofter, wasn't it?

Realist said:

LOL

I had a friend who's Land Rover Discovery didn’t leak oil?

He took it back to the dealership and their mechanics worked on it until it did.

Also

A body engineer from Land Rover that works on Discoveries goes on an exchange visit to Toyota in Japan and watches the engineers developing the latest Land Cruiser bodyshell. He notices that on the workbench they have a cat in a small cage and he asks what it's for. The Japanese engineer tells him when they have finished a Land Cruiser they lock a cat in it and go home. If the cat is dead when they return in the morning they know the shutlines on the doors are up to their high standards.

The Land Rover Discovery guy likes this idea and when he gets back to Solihull he takes a cat to work and locks it in a Discovery and goes home for the night.

When he returns in the morning the cat is gone.


Boom Boom.

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But is he gay???

GRATCH said:

No honestly, you started talkin wimmins things (slingbags- is that them handbags worn slung over a shoulder) and I automatically de-focus from the conversation. And pointing out "And male" was an after-thought to try to divert attention from you being a phoofter, wasn't it?

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Ah, sadly no, but if I turn towards the rainbow Closet Of Discovery then your inbox will be full of my enthusing!!

dazjam said:

But is he gay???

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See, you is a phoofter, after all the gays. Have you tried BigP?

dazjam said:

Ah, sadly no, but if I turn towards the rainbow Closet Of Discovery then your inbox will be full of my enthusing!!

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You won't be puttin anything in my box, durdy boy.

Leave poor gratch alone.He's the village idiot.

dazjam said:

Ah, sadly no, but if I turn towards the rainbow Closet Of Discovery then your inbox will be full of my enthusing!!

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I never realised he drove a disco.He spends that much time in the fl section I thought he might have an old series rusting and dripping out front of his tower block.