jerry acrick
New Member
- Posts
- 1
Hello,
My name is Mr Jerry Acrick MP. I am the shadow minister for common sense and it is my duty to ensure that all residents of the Uk have atleast a better than average amount of common sense. It has come to the attention of my office that certain groups in the UK have none or very little common sense.
As common sense is not availible at any school or college it has to be funded from the public's pocket, this means we have to collect the funds through our charity for those that lack this basic human attribute.
One such group are the drivers of the Landrover Freelander whos common sense is among the lowest in Europe. They have been heard stating things that most people take for granted but the Freelander driver seems to think that it is something only they have noticed. What you may ask, give us an example you say, well take a look at the scarey cornering thread of their forum, and you will see what i mean.
it doesn't take much common sense to realise that a car will have better grip in the dry than the wet, yet the freelander driver seem to think that is unusual. Another example would be their insistance that the Freelander is an off roader.
The fact they have chosen this as their form of transport is blatant proof that they lack all but the most basic common sense, so it is with this in mind that i ask you to donate to the "Common Sense For Freelanders" fund. Donations can be made at our secure online appeal site. www.duh!commonsense.gov.co.uk.
i thank you in adavance for your contribution
Yours in service
Jerry Acrick MP
My name is Mr Jerry Acrick MP. I am the shadow minister for common sense and it is my duty to ensure that all residents of the Uk have atleast a better than average amount of common sense. It has come to the attention of my office that certain groups in the UK have none or very little common sense.
As common sense is not availible at any school or college it has to be funded from the public's pocket, this means we have to collect the funds through our charity for those that lack this basic human attribute.
One such group are the drivers of the Landrover Freelander whos common sense is among the lowest in Europe. They have been heard stating things that most people take for granted but the Freelander driver seems to think that it is something only they have noticed. What you may ask, give us an example you say, well take a look at the scarey cornering thread of their forum, and you will see what i mean.
it doesn't take much common sense to realise that a car will have better grip in the dry than the wet, yet the freelander driver seem to think that is unusual. Another example would be their insistance that the Freelander is an off roader.
The fact they have chosen this as their form of transport is blatant proof that they lack all but the most basic common sense, so it is with this in mind that i ask you to donate to the "Common Sense For Freelanders" fund. Donations can be made at our secure online appeal site. www.duh!commonsense.gov.co.uk.
i thank you in adavance for your contribution
Yours in service
Jerry Acrick MP
I didn't say mensa 
