My Dad...

Do any of you people have ANY ideas as to how i could get my dad interested in Land Rovers??? so then he might think about buying me one . i need all the help and ideas i can get!!!!!!

LRFE

catch him in bed with the bint from next door.
thatll do it.

HOW RUDE ORMUS

The art of blackmail has been around for many years my child, Just try and think of a situation that will best resolve your problem.

Failing that then may i refer you to the previous idea from Ormus

Oh Yes ! And what is ment by your remark "DO ANY OF YOU PEOPLE" We are not from another planet !!!! Well Except MING anyway !!!!!!!

get him out in the hills orff roading does he own or ever owned a 4x4? i met a guy out a few weeks back with his kid. he bought an old 90 for his kid (who was learning to drive) because his kid threatened to buy a scooter and join the chicken chaser brigade!

so dad said "no son, your having one of these instead". cool or what?

G

lucky boy!, yer we have a disco II for towing our caravan, ill try and get him to take it down a few green lanes. hehe maybe i should threaten to buy a moped. allthough my grandparents have given me and my sister their old 'j' reg fiesta means i cant sell it for a landy

why not tell yer grand pappy his fezza was a sack o ****e so yer traded it up fer a landy, tell him you were doin him a favour, he wouldnt want you driving around in a death trap

2nd suggestion mk2.
catch him in bed wif the gaylander owner fella, next door, and you can ask for a range rover sport.

landroversforever said:

Do any of you people have ANY ideas as to how i could get my dad interested in Land Rovers??? so then he might think about buying me one . i need all the help and ideas i can get!!!!!!

LRFE

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Tell him you think you're gay, but a big butch Landy might just change your mind, that should do the trick!

Marcus said:

Tell him you think you're gay, but a big butch Landy might just change your mind, that should do the trick!

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ha ha ha ha Thats what you need to say!!

careful now.
he may believe you and buy you a feckin gaylander!

and enroll you on a hairdressers course.

Nah, I said a 'big butch Land Rover', no-one would confuse a Gaylander for that!

But at least he'd be able to afford all the spare parts...........and have nice hair.

Cheers, Nick.