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storm99
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Oi!! Girly blue writing is forbidden.
Unless you have fabulous breasts.
Unless you have fabulous breasts.
G-man
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apple produtct are also banned
unless you have a nice arse
unless you have a nice arse
Oddie
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You can't ban cider ffs!!!
:doh:
storm99
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Do you think she's busy doing a search? Or shall we guess the problem?
I'll start.
Yes, your bum does look big in that....because it looks big in anything.
I'll start.
Yes, your bum does look big in that....because it looks big in anything.
G-man
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.....i can
does that pork come in cider.......... nope he finishes off over her face.....
noooooooo no noobs do searches they just ask thier questions in the introduce yerself bit
GRATCH
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Piccy on her profile, guys.
Oh, welcome, by the way.
Oh, welcome, by the way.
storm99
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storm99
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Hmmm...we may need to do LZ's first ever DNA test on this one....
GRATCH
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Blimey, thats helpful Gratch! You feeling alright?
Yep, I had a good spleen venting earlier and just bin out walkin ma dog so all is happy on planet Gratch
storm99
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Ok..we have a blonde, a glittery dress and a hotel room..
Why do I feel like i've spent £200 and need penicillin?
Why do I feel like i've spent £200 and need penicillin?
G-man
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because your in denmark, all the hotell workers over there are lithuanian and have at least 15 STDs
storm99
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Good point G.
On a less sensitive note...why hasn't she cropped the crapper out of the picture?
On a less sensitive note...why hasn't she cropped the crapper out of the picture?
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storm99
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because you're a clap ridden man-whore
People revealing my Facebook status are starting to annoy me.
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There appears to be steam coming out of it. Good clear out eh maccy???
Ere, yer not called Dee are ya?
GRATCH
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Ooooooo....... freelander 1.8 gs..........anyone wanna guess what she needs help with?
G-man
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i have done some minor detective work.... she has a 1.8 freelander.... its either head gasket fail, VCU causing the rear wheels to skip when turning and reversing or the rear diff mounts
storm99
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Well I don't mean to hurt anyones feelings but...
Can her sig be '' It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told''
Copyright. Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb. Silence of the Lambs
Can her sig be '' It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told''
Copyright. Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb. Silence of the Lambs
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