yella
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not that cream yer fool, his ointment fer the raw ring
Mings trendy wine bar
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ming
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rectum. . . . .ruined em more like. . . . .porky dunt went me ta talk aboot it. . . .ere minge, hows porkies rectum, i hope yer applying that cream i sent back wiv im
ming
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tip e toe. . . . .snigger , , , ,no one int bar . . . .reet snifter er red eye. . . . . . . . .glug glug glug , , , , ,hic ats better ,nuffer ,glug glug glug. . . . . .hic!!!! oops might as well finnish bottle, glug glug glug aaaaah. . . .parp!!!! oops shorry
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sniff sniff wheres dat dog?
ming
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phookin hell. . . .yer scared me ta death flops, wot yer doin sculkin round. . . . . .
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flaps? FLAPS?
i aint er!
i aint er!
yella
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yer actin like her, sulkin off msn when i come on
ming
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jist wot are yer blabbin onaboot flops. . . .gonna buy er drink or jist dribble. . . .
yella
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the wonderful edit eh minge
yella
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reet daft, wots yer beef, why yer took the hump wiv me then?????
ming
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fight fight fight !!!!smack im flops. . . . .roll up roll up ,tratter un slitty fight. . . .thump im yella. . . . .titter
ming
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is that it. . . . . .ffs ,though yous were the rufty tufty's. . .not the gurls blouse. . . .git more action wiff the gaylander boys. . . . .fight fight fight !!!!smack im flops. . . . .roll up roll up ,tratter un slitty fight. . . .thump im yella. . . . .titter
yella
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i think hes givin me the silent treatment, must be related to the doris
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Stop...
Please be paying attentshun to the newly decorated: Sulkin Corner un Fightin Corner....no glasses allowed in fightin corner. Some fookin wine bar this is turnin out ta be, you tratter lot have brought the place reet doown....least yer providing some grit and dirt entertainment fer the posh regulars.
....Carry on
$10 each way
Please be paying attentshun to the newly decorated: Sulkin Corner un Fightin Corner....no glasses allowed in fightin corner. Some fookin wine bar this is turnin out ta be, you tratter lot have brought the place reet doown....least yer providing some grit and dirt entertainment fer the posh regulars.
....Carry on
$10 each way
ming
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special notice. . . .er the whine bar snug is oot er bounds this evening. . . . .meeting er the black arm rest gang held by lev. . . . . .can tratter er slitty's kindly take orft their welly's int bar area. . . .oh un pleeze no, pet pigs un sheep. . . .
Trewey
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ow about me ferrets? can i bring them in?
ming
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as long as they take there welly's orft. . . .sides porky likes ferrits. . . . .
ming
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pint er red eye. . . .un whip me wiff this bit er black leffer. . .whip!!! slash!!!er harder pleeze
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reet have yer tension all. . . .clutchy is gittin er new job. . . .un e as bin er great elp on site, un er top man . . . .so we ad er whip round un got im this special bottle er zog whine [matured int mings rockit] un a git well soon card [sorry bout thet ,porky got it] . . .un so gurls un gints charge yer glasses wiff red eye. . . .all the best clutchy. . . .