Mings trendy wine bar

Nah, they'll need more than a lancet if they got brakes. They'll need bleedin' first!

ffs yer eejuts, i fixed the front brake on his bmx

yella disco said:

ffs yer eejuts, i fixed the front brake on his bmx

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what's that got ter do wiv piles ffs?

ffs heidi, nowt, this is landy zone

is you sayion his bike has piles

seein the saddles on some bikes nowadays, it's enuff ter give yer piles just lookin at em.

no, it has brakes tho

Wot a bike wiv piles of brakes? Ya only need one at the frunt and one at the back..................or one of them ones that you peddle backwords to stop it.

now am wondering how yer bin lid got a bike in place of piles. and do you think i could swap mine fer a motor bike?

slob said:

now am wondering how yer bin lid got a bike in place of piles. and do you think i could swap mine fer a motor bike?

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if they're valued by weight, yer could swap yours fer a diamond encrusted harley wiv a gold-plated frame.

Ahh, the good ol' Vincent Chalfont twin.

Treworgey 90 said:

if they're valued by weight, yer could swap yours fer a diamond encrusted harley wiv a gold-plated frame.

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is that all

slob said:

is that all

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.......and a chair wiv silk and leather seating

and a burd wiff big jubblies

an er twin sister

slob said:

the only reason ah like it is cos you can't confused the packaging with that of ralgex or deep heat.

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reet can we git back to the problem in hand [ er not in yer real hand mind] deep heat un ralgex can cause deep pain . . . .zog pile driver, will also cause deep pain, however this will only last fer a earth nano second. . . .and after the implosion no more farmers pain will insue. . . . . .the first ****e after treatment should be done wiff caution [best ta have a medic ont stand bye] un er bottle er red eye helps. . . . .helf un safetie. . . .git your eyes tested after the zog treatment. . . . .

pint er virgin gaylander oil . . . .un er spam sandwich ,barsteward. . . .

ahem. . . .fink we need ta lower the prices int this bar,not many git in ,eh porks whot yer reckon. . . .pint er red eye barsteward , oh un er cadbury cream egg fer ma mutt. . . . . . . . .oh un er firkin er brown ale fer mrs ming as she is still ont diet. . . . . . .

Sniff! Sniff!

plookin quite in ere int it porks? reet pint er red eye un a cadburys cream egg fer ma mutt barsteward. . . .un no silly yokes