Mings trendy wine bar

did you know that woman was designed by a greek? Cos only a greek would put the toilet right next to the snackbar.

Hence the saying "Spitting hairs" eh Redhand?

Its spitting feathers but didn't want to upstage you redhand by seeming a bigger perv than you

Crap - should have been addressed to Cats Eyes.

Cat's Eyes said:

Now you are making even less sense.............be st you quit while you're behind ​

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HIC !

Aww great, a big fat load of old bollox being talked. Can I join in?

ffs heidi, join in, i thought they were your students

ows ya lites, M?

Marcus said:

Aww great, a big fat load of old bollox being talked. Can I join in?

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Feck me yer took yer time! Anyways... yer usually joins in when there's not a lot ter say

Good cheers. Bluddy overhead shed is still there (ran outta time), but I've got proper Landy switchgear, cowl around the foose box, wipers that dunt switch off every seven seconds, full set of working dash switches, noo speedo (cleaner) & fuel/temp guages (also cleaner & working) & brighter switchable dash lights.

No indicators though, but not a wiring fault. Think it's the intermittent fault back, prob' flasher unit or bad earth. I'll sort it. Just all looks so much bluddy neater, well chuffed.

How's yer guts Mahatma? Shame yer not feeling the opposite & are bunged up since Yella jest tore you a new'un!

Feel free Toad..........ya never normally ask t be invited

Adz said:

Feck me yer took yer time! Anyways... yer usually joins in when there's not a lot ter say

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I BIN BIZZY!

Only jest sat down as it goes.

dont fink Yella likes me at the mo - yu tell him, M - i aint makin it up.

Excuses excuses - next yerl be saying yer doesn't order 'arves when uvver peeple are drinkin' proppa mans drinks!

Cat's Eyes said:

Feel free Toad..........ya never normally ask t be invited

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Toads is slimy tho'. S'a kwality I fort you usually found 'tractive?